Friday, 15 May 2015

Pyar Ki Raat

Prem aashram waale Guruji kahate hain ki"Chhoti ladkion ki Pikki, baal aane ke baad Bur ya Bhos, chudne ke baad Choot aur fatne (bachhaa hone) ke baad Fuddi ban jaati hai".
Ab main yeh soch raha tha ki Mikky (Monika) ki abhi Pikki hee hai ya Bur ban gayee hai. Itana to pakka hai ki bhale hi uski Pikki poori tarah se Bur ya Bhos na bani ho par wo banane ke liye jaroor aatur hogi. Pata nahi in kamsin ladakion ki Pikki ko Bur banane ki itani jaladi kyon lagi rahti hai. Aur jab Bur ban jaati hai to Choot banane ke liye betaab rahti hai.
Aap soch rahe honge ki ye Mikky kaun hai ? Mikky mere Saale ki ladaki hai. Ghar me sab use Mikky aur sabhi saheliyaan Monaa aur School me wo Monika Maathur ke naam se jaani jaati hai. 8th claass me padhati hai. Gadraaya badan Shokh, chanchal, Chulbuli, natkhat, nadaan, kamsin, kayaamat. Kandhon tak kate baal, sutwaa naak, patale patale gulaabi honth jaiseshahad se bhari do pankhudiyaan, Suraahidaar gardan, billori aankhen, chhote chhote neebu jo ab amrood ban gaye hain patalikamar. Chikani chikani baahen aur kele ke ped ki tarah chikani jaanghen. Bilkul tomboy. Sabse kamaal ki cheej to uske chhote chhote kharbooje jaise nitamb hain. Yaa allaah.... agar koi khudkushi karne jaa raha ho aur uske nitamb dekh le to ek baar apna irada hi badalane par mazboor ho jaaye. Uski Pikki ya bhos ka to aap aur main abhi kewal andaaja hi laga sakate hain. Kul mila kar wo ek kayaamat hai. Aisee kanyaayen kisi bhi achhe bhale aadmika ghar barbaad kar sakati hai. Par mujhe kya pata tha ki bhagwaan ne ise mere liye hi banaaya hai.
Pahale main apne baare me thoda bata doon. Mera naam Prem Guru Maathur hai. Me ek MNC me kaam karta hun. Umar 32 saal, Hight 5' 8" rang gehua. Shakal surat theek thaak. Waise aadmion ki shakal-o-surat par jayaada dhyaan nahi diya jaata khaas baat uska status hota hai aur dusara uski sex power. Bhagwaan ne mujhe in dono cheejon me maalaamaal rakha hai. Mere ling ka size 7" hai aur motaai 2 inch. Mera supaada aage se kuch patala hai. Aap soch rahe honge fir patale supaade se chudai ka maza jyaada nahi aata hoga to aap galat soch rahe hai. Yeh to Bhagwaan ka aashirwaad aur neeyaamat samajhiye. Gaand marwaane waali aurten aise supaade ko bahut pasand karati hai. Aadmion ko bhi apna lund andar daalne me jyaada dikkat nahi hoti. Jin aadmion ke ling par til hota hai wo bade chuddakad hote hai fir mere to supaade par til hai aap andaaja laga sakate hai main kitna bada chuddakad aur gaand ka deewaana hun. Meri patani Madhur 36-28-36, umar 28 saal bahut khoobsurat hai. use gaand marwaane ke liye manaane me mujhe bahut minnt karani padati hai. Lekin dosto ye fir kabhi. Kyon ki ye kahaani to Mikky ke baare me hai.
Waise to ye kahaani nahi balki mere apne jeewan ki sachi ghatna hai. Darashal main apne anubhav ek diary me likhata tha. Ye sab usi me se liya gaya hai. Haan mukhya paatro ke naam aur sthaan jaroor badal diye hai. Main apni " ? " usko badnaam kaise kar sakata hun jo ab is dunia me nahi hai jise main prem karta hun aur janmjanmantar tak karta rahunga. Ise padhkar aapko meri sacchaai ka andaaza ho jayega. Mera dawa hai ki ye meri ye aap biti aapko gudgudaayegi, hasaayegi, romanch se bhar degi aur ant me aapki aankhe bhi jaroor chhalchhala jaayengi :
Part-1
Meri ek fantaasi thee..... kisi naazuk kamsin kali ko phool banane kee. Pichle 10-12 saalo me main lagbhag 15-20 ladakion aur aurton ko chod chuka hun par ab me in mote mote nitambo aur bhaari baahri jaanghon waali aurton ko chodte chodte bor ho gaya hun. Maine apne saath padhane waali kai ladakion ko choda hai par wo bhi us samay 20-21 kee to jaroor rahi hongi. Haan apne kaamwaali baai Gulaabo ki ladaki Anaarkali jaroor 18 ke aas paas rahi hogi par wo bhi mujhe tab mili jab uskibur choot me badal chuki thee. Sach mano to pichle 3-4 saalon se to main kisi kamsin ladaki ko chodne ke chakkar me maraa hi ja raha tha.
Saayad aapko meri ye baaten ajeeb si lage naajuk naasamajh kacchi kalion ke prati meri deewaangi. Hamaare guruji kahate hai chudi chudai ladkion/aurton ko chodne me jyaada muskil nahi hoti kyon ki ve jyaada nakhare nahi karti aur chudwaane me poora sahyog karati hai. In chhoti chhoti naazuk si ladakion ko pataana aur chudaai ke liye tayyaar karna sachmuch Himaalaya par chadhane se bhi jyaada katarnaak aur muskil kaam hai.
Kahate hai bhagwaan ke ghar der hai par andher nahi hai. Mera saala kisi Company me maarketing Manager hai. Wo apne kaam ke chakkar me har jagah ghoomta rahata hai. Is baar wo yahaan tour par aane waala tha. Madhune use apni bhaabhi aur Mikky ko bhi saath laane ko mana liya.
Subah subah jab me unhen lene station par gaya to Mikky ko dekh kar mera dil itana jor se dhadkane laga jaise Rail ka injan. Mujhe aisaa laga jaise mera dil halaq ke raste baahar aa jaayega. Maine apne aap par badi muskil se kaboo kiya. Saamne ek pari jasi billori aankhon wali nazuk si ladaki kandhon par Baby doll latkaaye mere saamne khadee thee - Neele rang ka top aur kaale rang ki jean pehane, sir par safed cap, sports shoes, kaano me chhoti chhoti sone ki baaliyaan, aankhon par rangeen chasma ?? Uuufff.... mujhe katal karne ka poora iraada liye hue.
Dono jaanghon ke beech jean pant ke andar fasihui uskee ubharee hui bur kisi fariste ka bhi eemaan kharaab karade. Mujhe laga ki mera pappu apni nidra se jaag kar angdaai lene laga hai. Me bhi kitana ulloo ka pattha hun Mikky ko pahchaan hi nahi paaya. Meri saadi ke samay to ye bahut chhoti thi. Pichhali baar apni sasuraal ke kisi function me jab maine use dhekha tha to uski umar koi 8-9 saal ke lagabhag rahi hogi. Mebhi kitana gadha tha itani khubsoorat bala ki or mera dhyaan pahale nahi gaya. Me to use ek angutha chusane waali, ikkad-dukkad, chupam-chhupaai khelane waali saadhaaran si ladaki hi samajh raha tha. Kitani jaldi ye ladaki jawaani ki or badh rahi hai agar yahi raftaar rahi to 2-3 saalon me ye poori Bomb ban jaayegi. Main use upar se neeche tak dhekhta hi rah gaya. Uska badan kitana nikhar sa gaya tha. Main abhi soch hi raha tha ki uski pikki ki size kitani badi ho gayi hogi or uski keshar kyaari banani shuroo huyi ya nahi mera matalab hai ki wo abhi Pikki hi hai ya Bur ban gayi hai. Pata nahi usne abhi tak apni pikki ya bur se mootne ka hi kaam liya hai ya kuchh aur bhi, achaanak mere saale ki aawaj mere kaano me padi
"Aare Prem kahaan kho gaye bhai"
Main apne khwaabon se jaise jaagaa. "Aaiye aaiye bhaai saahab raaste me koi paresaani to nahi hui" maine unka abhiwaadan karate hue puchha.
Unhone kya jawaab diya mujhe kahaan dhyaan tha meri aankhen to bas Mikky par se hatane ka naam hi nahi le rahi thee. Aise khoobsurat mauke ka faayada kaun kambakath nahi uthaayega. Aap samajh hi gaye honge maine aage badhate huye Mikky ko apni baahon me bharte hue kaha "Aare Mikky mouse tu to bahut badi ho gayi hai"
Apne seene se lagaaye maine uski gaalon aur sirke baalo par haath phiraaya. Uske chhote chhote amrood mere seene se dab rahe the. Uske naazuk kamsin badan ki kunwaari khusboo mere nathuno me sama gayi. Mujhe laga ki mere khwaabon ki manjil mere saamne khadi hai. Mera dil to kar raha tha ki uska pyaar se ek chumma le lun par station par uske maata-pita ke saamane aisa karana kahaan sambhav tha. Na chaahte hue bhi mujhe us se alag hona pada lekin alag hote hote maine uske gaalon par ek pyaari si thappi to laga hi di. Fir maine uska haath pakada aur hum sabhi station se baahar apni car ki or aa gaye.
Ghar pahunchne par Madhu ne apne Bhaiyya, Bhaabhi aur Mikky ka garamjoshi se swaagat kiya aur fir Mikky ki or badhate hue kaha
"Aare Mona tu" Madhu Mikky ko Mona hi bulati hai wo use apni baahon me lete hue boli
"Namaste Buaji" Shaayad kaheen sitaar bajee ho, Jaltarang chhidee ho ya kisi amaaraai me koyal kookee ho itani meethee aur surilee aawaj Mikky ke siwa kiskee ho saktee thee.
"Aare ye to mujhse bhee ek inch badee ho gayi hai." Madhu ne kaha.
"Haan lambee to bahut ho gayi hai par padhaee likhayee me abhee bhee man nahee lagatee" Sudha ne bura saa munh banaate hue hue kaha.
"Aare abhee bachhee hai apne aap padh legee tum kyon chinta kartee ho" Madhu boli
Me soch raha tha kya waakai ye abhi bachi hi hai. Uske boobs nitamb to kahar barpaane waale ban chuke hain.
"Fufaaji baathroom kidhar hai" Mikky ne poochha
"aan... haan aao idhar hai" main uska haath pakad kar apne bedroom se lage baathroom ki or le gaya. Main jaanbhjhkar use Guest room ke saath bhee ek baathroom me nahi le gaya tha.
"Main saath aaoon kya ? " Maine muskuraate hue poochha
"Nahee... kyon ?"
"Kya penti neeche nahi karwaani ?"
"oh.. Hato aap bhi..." Wo sarmaate hue baathroom me ghus gayi aur darwaaja band kar liya. Aur main baahar khada uske su su ki aawaj ka intjaar karne laga..........
Baahar khada main apne sapno me khoya hua tha. Aaj se koi 4-5 saal pahale jab me apni sasuraal kisi function me gaya tha tab kee ek ghatana meri aankhon me fir se ghoom gayi.
Shaayad us din Gangor utasav tha. Sabhi ne mehandi laga rakhee thee. Main sanyogvash baathroom se baahar nikal kar aa raha tha ki Mikky dodati hui meri taraf aai aur boli "Fufaaji meri mehandi kaisi lag rahi hai ?" usne apne dono mehandi lage haath mere saamne faila diye.
"Bahut khoobsurat bilkul tumhari naak ki tarah" maine uski naak pakadate hue kaha.
"aaiiii..." Mikky thoda sa chihunki
"Kya hua ?" maine poocha
"Joron se su su aa raha hai" Mikky ne aankhe band karate huye kaha
"To baathroom chali jaao na"
"Par mere done haathon me to mehandi lagi hai.Main apni kachhi kaise kholugi" Mikky ne apni pareshaani bataai.
"Chalo me khol deta hun"
"Aap ?"
"Haan main"
"Aaap meri shem shem to nahi karoge na ?"
"Are nahi baba chhote bachhon ki shem shem nahi hoti"
"Achhaa to fir theek hai"
Main to khushi se jhoom hi utha. Maine idhar udhar dekha aas paas koi nahi tha. Mere dil dhadak raha tha. Kisi ne dekh liya to kya samjhega. Kahee Mikky ne agar baad me kisi ko bata diya to ? Par fir maine socha agar koi dekh bhi lega ya Mikky ne kuchh bata bhi diya to kya hua Mikky abhi 8-9 saal ki hi to hai koi galat nahi sochega. Me uske ek baju ko pakad kar baathroom ke andar le gaya. Light on karke maine baathroom ka darwaaja jaanboojhkar aadha hi band kiyaa.
"Off... fufaaji darwaaja chhodo jaladi karo mera su su nikal jaayega"
"Oh haan" mere munh se kewal itana hi nikla.
Aap meri haalat ka andaaja laga sakate hai. Main apne panjo ke bal baith gaya aur dhadkte dil se uski skirt ko upar uthaaya aur uski gulaabi kachhi ke ilaastik ko done haathon se pakad kardheere se neeche sarkaaya.....
"Aailaa...."
Mere jeewan ka ye sabase khoobsurat najaara tha. Uski naabhi ke ka bhaag neeche thora sa ubhara hua aur uske neeche double roti ke tikone tukde ki tarah ek chhoti si gulaabi rang kipikki romviheen. Chukandar si raktim Pikki ke beech ka cheera 2.5 inch se jyaada bada nahi thaa. Pikki be theek beech me do patali si bhoore rang ki khadi line aapas me chipki hui. Madan-Mani abhi bani hi nahi hogi ya bahut chhoti hogi. Patali patali jaanghen aur daahini jaangh par ek kaala til. He bhagwaan me to bas mantramugdh sa dhekhata hi rah gaya. Kewal kuchh palon kee is jhalak me to bas itana hee dekha ja sakata ta par ye haseen najaara to mere jeewan ka sabase keemtee aur anmol najaara tha.
Mikky ek jhatake ke saath neeche baith gayi. Uski naajuk gulaabi faanke thodi si chodi hui aurusame se kalkal kartee hui su su kee ek patali see dhaar .... Fiiiicchhh.... siiiii...... Piiisssss..... karati lagbhag dedh ya do foot to jaroor lambee hogee. Kam se kam do minut tak wo su su karati rahi. Piiiiissss............ ka madhur sangeet mere kaano me gunjata raha. Shaayad pikki ya bur ko pussi isee liye kaha jata hai ki usme se piiiisss.... ka madhur sangeet bajata hai. Chhurrrrrr... yaa fallllll..... ki aawaj to choot ya fir fuddee se hee nikaltee hai. Ab tak Mikky ne kam se kam ek litar su su to jaroor kar liya hoga. Pata nahi kitani der se wo use roke hue thee. Dhere dhere uske dhaar patali hoti gayi aur ant me usne ek jor ki dhaar maari jo thodi si upar uthee aur fir neeche hoti hui band ho gai. Aise laga jaise usnemujhe salaami di ho. Do chaar bunden to abhi bhi uski pikki ke gulaabi honthon par lagi rah gayi thee.
Mera pappu to akad kar tufaan machaane laga. Maine itana jyaada tanaav aaj se pehale kabheenahee mahsoos kiya thaa. Mujhe laga ki agar maine jaladee hi kuchh nahi kiya to mera pappu pent faad kar baahar aa jaayega ya main pent me hi jhad jaaunga.
Mikky ab uth kar thoda aage aa gayi. Maine uski penti ko fir se pakada aur dheere dheere upar sarkaane laga. Wo jara sa machali. Maine dhekha uski penti ka aage ka bhaag pikki ke chhed waali jagah par thoda sa geela ho gaya hai. Maine uski kamar pakad kar uski pikki par ek chumma le liya. Wow.... kya sugandh thi bilkul kachhe nariyal aur peshaab ki milijulee khusboo, main aaj tak yaad karke romaanchit ho uthata hoon.
"Fufaaji kya karate ho ?" Mikky kamar ko thoda sa peeche karati hui boli
"Kyon kya hua ?"
"Chhee... chhee... koi itani gandi jagah ki bhi pappi leta hai ?"
"Aare meri billo gandi kahaan hai. Ye to bahut sundar aur pyaari hai."
Usne mere or aaschariya se dheka to maine kaha "Aachha to kaun si jagah pappi lete hai ?"
"Pappi to gaalon par li jaati hai" wo masoomiyatse boli
"Aachha to laao fir gaalon par bhi le lete hai"
Main aage badha aur uske naram mulaayam gulaabi honton par apne honth rakh diye. Neeche pikki ki faanke aur uske gulaabi honth lagbhag ek jaise hi to the. Maine dheere dheere uske hontho ko chuma aur fir apni jeebh un par firaane jaise saawan ka pyaasa baarish ki har boond ko pee jaana chaahata hai, main uske honthon ko choosne laga. Wah poora saath de rahi thi uske liye to maano ye ek khel hi tha. Maine apni jeebh uske munh me daalne ki kosis ki to wo hasane lagi. Mera dil dhadak raha tha. Meri bhaawanaao ka use itani chhoti umar me kya bhaan hoga wo to ise kewal apne uncle ka pyaar hi samajh rahi thi par mere liye to yeh amoolya nidhee ki tarah tha. Hamaara yeh chumman koi teen chaar minat to jaroor chala hoga. Fir hum apne honthon par jeebh ferte hue alag ho gaye. Mikky bhaag gayi. Ab mere paas muth maarne ke alaava aur kya raasta bacha tha. Maine baathroom ka darwaaja band kar liya aur...... ??
Dosto Mikky aur mera yeh pehala chumman tha.Aap soch rahe honge is chhoti si naasamajh bachhi ka chumman lene me kya majaa aaya hoga. Kya naitik aur samaajik roop se mujh jaise padhe likhe aur shareef samjhe jaane waale vyakti ke liye aisa karana theek tha ? Maine kya galat kiya hai maine to ek chatur bhanware ki tarah ek kacchi kali ka ras use bina koi nuksaan pahunchaaye pee liya tah. Maine uski komal bhaawnaao se bina khilwaad kiye ek chumman hi to liya hai ? isme itana ho halla machaane ki kya jaroorat hai. Aap shaayad abhi meri in baaton ko nahi samajhege.
Baathroom ke baahar khada main aaj se koi chaar saal pehle ghati us ghatna ke baare me soch hi raha tha ki Mikky ki aawaj mere kaano ke bilkul paas me goonjee.
"Fufaaji kahaan khoye huye ho" Mikky saraarat bhari muskaan ke saath mujhe dekh rahi thee.
Maine uske haath pakadne ki kosis karate hue kaha "Kyon aaj pappi nahi deni ?"
Wo saram se laal ho gayi aur main romanch se labaalab bhar gaya. Main uske gaalon par ek chikoti kaati aur use apni or khaichne laga.
Wo kunmunaati hui si boli "Hato ab me badi ho gayi hoon."
"Aare kahaan se badi ho gayi ho ham bhi to dhekhe ?" maine bhee saraarat bhare lahaje me poocha.
"wo.. wo... oh.. mujhe nahi pata" ab to uske chehare ki laalee dekhane layaak thee. Sharm se purkhumaar aankhen neechi jhuki hui thee. Mujhe poora yakeen ho gaya wo 4 saal puraani baat ko bhooli nahi hai.
"To kise pata hoga ?" maine poochha
"Mummy aisa kahati hai."
"Aare Mummy ko kya pata tum to mere liye abhi bhi wohi chhoti si munia ho." Maine uski thuddi ko upar uthte hue kaha. Uski aanke band thee. Maine dheere se ek chumman uske gaalon par le hi liya.
Meri aankhen uski chhoti chhoti golaaion par thi jo ab neebu se badhakar amrood ban rahe the. Aage se teekhe nukile jaise pencil ki tip. Jean pent me kase hue uske nitamb aise lag rahe the maano do chhote chhote kharbooje ho unke beech ki gaharee daraar saaf najar aa rahi thee. Uske mote mote honth to surkh laal the.
Guruji kahate hai kisi jawaan ladaki ya aurat ki bur ya choot ka andaaja uske hontho ko dekh kar lagaaya ja saakata hai. Is hisaab se to uske nichale honth bhi ab kayaamat ban gaye honge. Ya Allaah.... kya me kabhi unko dekh paaunga aur... aur... Khair ye to andar ki nahi baad ki baat hai.
Mikky haal me chali gayi aur main baathroom me uski wohi purani khusboo lene andar chala gaya. Mere nathuno me uske jawaan hote jism ki khusboo bhar gayi. Main koi 4-5 minut tak aankhen band kiye puraani yaadon aur naye chumman ke khayaalon me khoya raha. Main soch raha tha is kamsin ladaki ko kaise pataaya jaaye. Mujhe kuchh kuchh andaaja to ho hi gaya tha ki wo hamaare pehale chumman ko nahi bhooli hai. Main bhee kitana gaaudi hun itane dino tak mujhe ye khayaal hi nahi aaya ki Monika darling ab itani badi aur ras bhari ho gayi hai.
Itani chhoti umar me hi wo itani gadraa jaayegi mujhe andaaja nahi tha. Main shart laga sakata hun ki agar wo apne hontho par laal rang ki lipastick laga le to aisa lagega jaise wo kisi ka khoon peekar aayi ho. Uske sundar amrit kalash haalaanki abhi chhote hi hai par bijaliyaan giraane ke liye kaaphi hai. Ab ye neebu ki jagah amroodon ki size ke to ho hi gaye hai. Uski billori aankhen to aisi hai jaise nashe me pukhumar mast hirani ho. Aap andaaja laga sakate hai uski pikki bur banane ke liye tadap rahi hogi. Ab to usne ras bahaana bhi shuroo kar diya hoga. Jis tarah se mere chumman lene ke baad wo sarmai thi mujhe poora yakeen hai ki uska kisi humumar sahelee ya Madam ke saath jaroor koi chakkar hoga. Aur agar aisa hai to mere liye to ye aur bhi khusi ki baat hogi ki merapyaar wo jaldi hi sweekaar kar legi.
Aaap soch rahe honge kya bakwaas laga rakhi hai. Kya sir phiree baaten kar raha hun. Bhala itani chhoti umar me sex ki itani samajh aa jaati hai. To dosto suno hamare Guruji kahate hai ki ladaki jab rajaswala hone lag jaati hai aur uski pikki bur ban jaati hai yaani ki uski bhos par baal aane shuroo ho jaate hai to who sambhog ke liye taiyyaar ho jaati hai. Ye dono cheeje hi uske sambhog ke liye taiyyaar hone ki nisaani hai. Ye tathaakathit padhe likhe log na jaane kyon hangaama khada kiye rakhate hai ki ladaki abhi naabaalig hai. Mikky ke baare me mujhe baad me pata chala ki wo apne mummy paapa ko kai baar sex karate aur chusa chusaai karate dekh chuki hai aur sex ke baare me usne apni sahelion se bhee bahut kuchh jaankarian lerakhi hai. Akele me kai baar usne hast maithun to nahi kiya par apni pikki se chedkhani aur chhoti moti chuhalbaaji jaroor kee hai. Par ye sab baaten abhi nahi...........!!
Us din Sunday tha mujhe office nahi jaana tha. Bas main to koi na koi bahaana bana kar apni Mikky ke paas bana rahana chaahata tha. Sabhee ne chaai pee aur nahaane ki taiyaaree karne lage. Ramesh aur Sudha guestroom se lage bathroom me chale gaye. Maine jaanboojhkar Mikky ko apne bedroom se lage baathroom me jaane ko kaha. Wo ada se apne kulhe matakaati hui baathroom chali gayi. Me tobas uske khayaalon me hi khoya rah gaya. Wo kaise apni penti utaaregi, uski kachhi gulaabi rang ki hogi ya fir kaale rang ki. Usne bra pahan rakhi hogi ya abhi sameej se hi kaam chala rahi hai. Aare yaar chhodo in fazool baaton ko. Main to bas yahi soch raha tha ki uski pikki (nahi bur nahi bhos nahi pussi) kaisee hogi. Kaas me koi bhanwara hota ya kam se kam chhipkali hi hota to baathroom me chhup kar baith jaata aur apni is nanhi kali ko jee bhar kar nange nahaate aur mootate hue dekh sakata.
Baathroom ke andar se shaawar chalane ki aawaj aur Mikky ke english gaane ki milijuli aawaj mujhe madhosh kar rahi thee. Mera pappu to chhalaange lagane laga tha. Koi aadheghante ke baad Mikky baathroom se nikali. Ufff....
Bheege baal aur unse tapakati hui shabnam jaisipaani ki boonden, Laal skin tight salex jaisi bellbottom aur upar dheeli si shirt. Pata nahi usne penti aur bra jaanbujh kar nahi daali ya koiaur baat thee. Salex itani tight thi ki uski pussi ka bhoogol aur itihaas saaf najar aa raha tha. Pussi ka cheera 3 inch se kam to kya hoga. Mera pappu to mast hiran ki tarah kulaachen bharane laga. Uske badan se aati mast khusboo se me to madahosh sa ho gaya. Is se pehale ki koi meri haalat dhek kar koi andaaja lagaaye me baathroom me ghus gaya. Sabse pahale maine uski penti ko dhundha. Ek kone me kisee mari hui chidia kee tarah mujhe uski neelee penti aurbra mil gaye. Maine uski penti ko uthaaya aur gaur se dekha. Pussi ke chhed waali jagah kuch geeli thi aur us par safed laar jaisa kuchh laga hua tha. Shaayad ye uska pussi ras tha. Maine use naak ke paas laga kar sungha. Iiiiiisssss.... Itani maadak, teekhee, khattee, koree pussi ki mahak mere tan man ko andar tak bhigo gayi. Maine uspar apni jeebh laga dee.
Aailaaa... kya khatta, meetha, namkeen, kacche narial jaisa swaad tha. Maine uski penti aur bra ko ek baar aur sungha aur fir uski penti ko apne rock-hard 7" ke pathhar ki tarah akade pappu ke chaaron or liapta kar sheese me dekha. Pappu to adiyal tattu hi ban gaya tha jaise maar khaaye bina aaj nahi maanega. Jee to kar raha tha ki ek baar muth maar lu. Par me to apna prem ras aaj raat ke liye bacha kar rakhana chaahata tha. Maine uski penti ko apni pent ki jeb me rakh liya apane pyaar ki nishaani maankar.
Jab main fresh hokar baahar aaya to sabhi mera khaane ki tebal par intajaar kar rahe the. Nasta karane ke baad Ramesh market aur Madhu aur Sudha hamaare bedroom me gapp lagaane chaligai. Me aur Mikky ab dono akele rah gaye. Jaise hi Madhu aur sudha gai Mikky jhat se uth kar mere paas sofe par baith gai aur meri aankhon me jhaankte hue boli :
"Jijju kya aap mujhe computer sikhaa sakate ho"
Jijju..? aap chonk gaye na. Oh.. main bataana hi bhool gaya. Mikky jab mujhe fufaaji bulaati to mujhe lagata ki main kuchh budhaa ho gaya hoon. Main apne aap ko budha nahi kahalwaana chaahata tha to hamaare beech ye tai hua gharwaalon ke saamane wo mujhe fufaaji kah sakati hai par akele me ya ghar ke baahar jijaaji kahakar bulaayegi.
"Oh... yes ...yes... haan haan kyon nahi.... " main haklaata hua sa bola kyon ki meri neegahen to uske boobs par thee. Patale shirt me uske boobs ki chhoti chhoti ghundiyan chane ke daane ki tarah saaf najar aa rahi thi.
"Chalo study room me chalate hai" main uski kamar me haath daal kar use study room ki or le jaane laga. Uski lambai mere kandhon se thodi hi upar thee. Uske naajuk badan ki kunwaari khusboo aur chikna sparsh mujhe madhosh kiye jaa raha tha. Maine to uske saath choomne chiptne ka koi na koi bahana dhundh hi raha tha. Use bhee koi parwaah nahi thee. Is kacchi umar me in baato ki parwaah vaise bhee nahee kee jaatee. Main to bas kisee tarah use jaladee se jaladee chodana chaahata tha. Par ye itana jaladee kahaan sambhav tha. Khair mujhe bhee koi jaldee nahin thee.
Mere mastisk me kai plan ghoom rahe the. Ek plan to main kaafi der se soch raha tha. Mikky kocold drinks aur fruity peene ka bahut shauk hai usme neend ki goliaan daal di jaaye aur raat me...? par ghar me itane sab mehmaano ke hote yeh plan thoda muskil tha. Kaash kuchh aisa ho ki main aur sirf meri pyaaree Mikky darling akele ho. Hame diturb karane waala koi nahi ho.Kaash kisi tapoo ya mahal me hum dono akele ho aur nangdharang bina roktok ghoomate rahen. Kaash is shahar me koi jaljalaa ya toofaan hi aa jaaye sab kuch ujad jaaye aur bas hum dono hi akele rah jaaye...... Ohhhhh... par ye kahaan sambhav hai......khair koi na koi raasta tobhagwaan jaroor nikaalega.
Main Mikky ko apni baahon me liye study room me aa gaya jisme maine computer, printer, UPS aur apni bahut si files aur books rakhee hui hai. Study room me saamane kee deewaar par ek seenery lagi hai jisme ek 13-14 saal ki billori aankhon waali ladaki titali pakad rahi hai bilkulMikky jaisi.
Mikky ne gaur se painting ko dekha par koi comment nahi kiya. Maine use kandhon se pakadate hue apne saathwaali chair par is tareeke se baithaaya ki mere haath uske urojo ko chhoo gaye. Wow.. kyaa mast chikna ahsaas thaa. Study room me aane ke baad maine use computer ke baare me batana shuroo kiya. Wo thoda bahut computer ke baare me pehale se jaantee thee. Sabse pehale use computer chaalukarne oparet karane aur band karane ke baare me bataaya. Jab screen on hui to paas word daalana bataaya. Maine use ye paasward yaad rakhane ke liye bola taaki jab wo is par practice kare to koi pareshani na ho. Wo saari baate ek paper par note karati jaa rahi thee. Fir maine use MS dos, internet aur e-mail aadi ke baare mebhi bataa diya. Files kholana aur dekhana bhi use samjhaaya. Hame koi ek ghante to is chakkar me lag hi gaye. Aisa nahi hai ki main use sirf computer hi samjhaa raha tha. Maine to uske haath, gaal, kandhe, honth, sir ke baal aur boobs ko chhoone aur dabaane ka koi mauka nahi chhoda. Kai baar to maine uski jaanghon par bhi haat saaf kiya. Wo kuchh nahi bolee. Ek do baar to maine uske gaalon par pyaar bharee chapat bhi laga di. Mere lateefo se to wo hasate hasate uchhal hi padati thee.
Ek baar jab usne apana ek haath upar kiya to uski looj shirt ke andar kaankh me uge chhote chhote sunahare resham se royen najar aa hi gaye. Ya allaah... uski pikki par bhi aisi hi sunharikeshar kyaree banani shuroo ho chukee hogi. Uski thodi khuli aur dheelee shirt me kaid chhote chhote chickoo ? amrood ? santare ? mujhe najar aa hi gaye. Unke uper moong ke daane jiatne nippals aur atthanni ke aakaar ka gulaabi rang ka aerola. Meri aankhen to fati ki fati hi rah gayi. Mera pappu to ab pent ke andar ghamaasaan machaane par tula hua tha. Mujhe laga ki aaj ye maar khaye bina nahi maanega. Maine jaladi se ek kitaab apni god me rakh li. Ek do baar to maine uski jaangho par haath rakhane ke bahaane uski pussi ko bhi touch kar diya. Pata nahi wo mere andar ki baat jaanati hogi ya nahi ? Haan maine dekha ki uski pikki kesaamne waala hissa kuchh phool sa gaya hai aurpikki ke chhed waali jagah ek rupaye ke sikke jitni jagah geeli ho gai hai.
Hame computer par baithe hue dedh do ghante to ho hi gaye the. Main bhi niraa bevkoof hun is dedh do ghante me matalab ki baat to bhool hi gaya. Achanak mere dimaag me ek plan ghoom gaya aur meri aankhen to naye plan ke baare me soch kar chamak hi uthee.
Aap jaanate honge agar kisi cheej ko dekhane ya jaanane ke liye manaa kiya jaaye to us cheej ke prati utsukata jyaada badh jaati hai khaas kar chhote baccho me. Aur Mikky bhale hi meri najaron me jawaan mast premika ho lekin thee to abhee bacchi hi. Maine kuchh heroino ki nangiphotos, picture, films aur ISS kahaania ek folder me sev kar rakhee hai. Is se achhaa mauka aur kya ho sakata tha maine baato baaton me us folder aur files ka paas ward hata diya. Ab maine Mikky se kaha ki tum is folder me saved files mat dekhana.
"Kyon aisa kya hai isme ?" Mikky ne hairaanee se poochha
"aare isme daraawani photo hai tum dar jaaogi"
"Kya jangali chhipakaliaan hai ?"
Main jaanta tha use chhipakalion se bahut dar lagata hai. Maine kaha "Haan haan aisi hi hai"
Main apne maksad me kaamyaab ho chuka tha. Maine computer off karate samay kankhiyon se dekha thaa ki Mikky ne pencil se folder aur file ka naam note kar liya hai. He bhagwaan tera lakh lakh shukra hai. Mera dil ballion uchhalane lagaa ab manjil najdeek aa gai hai.
Saam ke chaar baj chuke the. Madhu ne kaha Mikky ko bajar ghuma laao. Main aur Mikky baajar jaane ki taiyyaari karne lage. Mujhe to kya taiyyari karani thee Mikky ne jaroor apne kapade change kar liye. Halake pistaa colour ki T-shirt aur safed jean mere katal ka poora intjaam kiya tha usne. Aap to jaanate hai jean pent pehane gol gol kulhe matakaati ladakiyaan meri sabse badi kamjori hai.
Hum log motorcycle par Baajaar ke liye nikal pade. Maine use yahaan ka Kila, Ganeshthan mandir aur Lohagarh fort aadi dikhaaya. Hamane ek restaurent me Pizza aur matake waalee kulfee bhi khaai. Kulfee khaate hue maine use majaak me kaha ki ise poora munh me lekar chooso bahut maja aayega. Main to basye dekhana chaahata tha ki use anghute ke alaawaa bhee kuchh choosana aata hai ya nahi. Ek stall par hamane golgappy bhee khaaye. Golgappo ka size thoda bada tha. Jis andaame poora munh kholkar wo golgappe kha rahi thi main to bas yahi andaaza laga raha tha ki agar mera 2" mota lund ye munh me lele to koi pareshaani nahi hogi. Aate samay hamane chocklet ke 4-5 packets, Chuingum ke 2 packet, Video games ki CD, 2 comix ki kitaabe, ek wrist waach, Nike ki ek topi aur na jaane kya kya allam pallam cheejen kharidi. Main to aaj use tohafo se laad dena aur har tareeke se khus kar dena chaahata tha.
Haan ek khas baat- Mikky ke liye maine 2 fomwaali penties, padded bra aur ek jheeni si nighty bhi kharidi. Maine use samjhaaya ki iske baare me apni Buaji ya mummy se na bataaye. Usne meri or prashna waachak nigaahon se dekha par boli kuchh nahi aur haan me sir hila diya. Maine jab usse kaha ki ye pehankar bhi mujhe dikhaani hogi to usne meri or bholepan se dekha par jab baat ka matalab uske samajh me aaya to wo sharma gai. Iiiissss........ Haiiii... is ada par kaun na mar jaye aye khuda ?
Maine us se kaha "Dekho maine tumhare liye kitane gift khareede hai tum mujhe kya gift dogi" to wo bade hi bhole andaaj me boli "Mere paas kya hai gift dene ke liye ?"
Maine apne man me kaha 'Aare tumhaare paas to Karun ka khazaana hai meri bulbul' par fir maine kaha "Agar chaaho to koi na koi gift to dehi sakati ho"
Wo soch me pad gayi. Fir boli "Achhaa ek gift haimere paas par pata nahi aapko pasand aayega ya nahee"
"Kya hai ? pleej bataao na"
Usne apni jeb se ek reshmi rumaal nikala aur boli "Mere paas to dene ko bas yahi hai. Pata haiye rumaal maine pichhle saal Aagara se khareeda tha ?"
"Aare kahin is se naak to nahi saaf ki hai ?" maine hansate hue kaha
"Nahi to par haan jab main matake waali kulfi choos rahi thee maine apne honth jaroor saaf kiye the" Usne badi maasoomiyat se kaha. Main to is ada par dilo jaan se fidaa ho gaya, mar hi mita. Maine uske haath se rumaal lekar use choom liya. Mikky jor se sharma gai pata nahi kyon ?
Ghar aate samay raaste me maine use bataaya ki kal hum sabhi Ling Mahaadev ka mandir dekhane chalenge. Shahar se 15-16 km ki doori par ek chhoti si pahadi par yeh Shiv Mandir hai jisme 5 fut ka Shivling bana hua hai.Yahaan maanyata hai ki koi paidal nange paaon aakar Shivling par 16 somwaar kaccha doodh chadhaaye to uski manokaamnaayen poori ho jaati hai. Maine kabhi ise aajmaaya nahi tha par ab mera man kar raha tha ki ek baar yeh totaka bhi aajma kar dekh hi lun par 16 somwaar yaani 4-5 mahine. Yaar thoda kam nahi ho sakta ?
In baaton se door Mikky to meri baat sunkar jhoom hi uthee. Uski aankhon ki chamak to dekhane laayak thee. Lekin fir usne thodi maayusee se poochha
"Kya aap kal office nahi jaaoge ?"
"Aare meri Billo raani tumhaare liye chhuttee le lenge tum kyon chinta kartee ho" maine uske gaalon ko sahalaate hue kaha. Wo sharma gai. Uske gaal achanak laal ho gaye aur usne rash bhari aawaj aur kaatilaana andaaj me kaha
"Thank you mere pyaare fu faa... aarrrrr Ji. Ja. Ji......" iiiisssssss...... aaj agar isi kshan mritu bhi aa jaye to koi gam nahee.
Jab hum ghar pahunche to wahaan bomb foot chuka tha. Ramesh apne marketing ke kaam se waapas aa gaya tha. Usne bataaya ki Sudha ke chaachaa ka accident ho gaya aur unhe aaj hi Delhi jaana hoga. Khabar sunkar mera to dil hi baith gaya. He bahgwan. Mikky ne jab suna to wo bhi udaas ho gai. Uske chehare se lagata tha ki wo abhi ro padegi.
"Prem hame aaj raat hi nikalana hoga kya Delli ke liye abhi koi train hai ? Ramesh ne puchha.
"Haan train to hai raat 10 baje par... reservation..?"
"Koi baat nahi manage kar lenge. Are Sudha jaladi karo saamaan jacha lo Mikky kahaan hai?" Ramesh ne sudha ko aawaj di.
"Bhai sahab kya subah nahi jaa sakate" maine poochha
"Aare yaar Sudha aur mera jaana bahut jaroori hai"
Mujhe thodi si aasha bandhi maine kaha "par Mikky to yahaan rah sakati hai"
"Akeli wo yahaan kya karegi ?"
"Bacchi hai pehali baar aai hai thoda ghoom phirlegi waapas lotate samay aap use bhi saath le jana" maine kaha
"Chalo theek hai"
Ramesh guestroom ki or chala gaya jahaan Sudha aur Madhu baithi thee. Main bhaagta hua apne bedroom me gaya maine dekha Mikky bed par ondhe munh leti ro rahi hai. Oh my god kya kamayat ke gol gol nitamb the. Maine uski jaanghon aur nitambon par haath fera aur use pyaar se aawaj di "Aare Mikky mouse kya hua ?"
"Jijju main inke saath nahi jaana chaahati pleej mummy papa ko mana lo pleej jijju" usne lagbahg rote hue kaha
"Achha chalo pehale apne aansu ponchho Shabbaas gud girl achhe bacche rote nahi hai" Maine uske gaalon par haath ferate hue kaha. Itana badhiya mauka main bhala kaise chhod sakata tha.
"Kya papa maan jaayenge ?"
"Tum chinta mat karo maine unhen mana liya hai"
"Oh mere achhe jijju"
Mikky jhat se mujhse lipat gai aur mere gaalon par ek chumma le kar baathroom me bhaag gai apna munh dhoone. Ye sab itana jaladi aur apratyaasit hua tha ki kuchh palon ke liye to main apni sudhbudh hi ko baitha. Maine apne gaalon ko do teen baar usi jagah sahalaaya aur fir apni angulion ko choom liya....
Jab me Ramesh aur Sudha ko station chhod kar waapas aaya to lagbhag 11.30 baj chuke the. Mikky guestroom me so chuki thee. Maine us raat Madhu ko do baar kas kas kar choda aur ek baar uski gaand bhi maari. Aaj jis tarike se maine madhu ko ragada tha mujhe nahi lagta wo agle 2 dino tak theek se chal fir paayegi. Aaj mera utavalaapan aur bekaraari dekhakar Madhu aakhir bol hi padi "Aaj aapko kya ho gaya hai ? mujhe maar hi daaloge kya ? Kaheen aap nashaa to nahi kar aaye ho." Ab main use kya batata ki main to Mikky ke nashe me andar tak doob hua hun. Main to bas itana hi bol paayaaaj tum bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho meri jaan aur teen chaar chumman uske gaalon par le liye to wo boli "Unhhh... hato pare jhoote kaheen ke"Hum logo ko sote sote raat ke 2 baj gaye the.
Raat ke ghamaashaan ke baad subah uthane me der to honi hi thee. Main koi 8.00 baje uthaa. Madhu pehale hi uth chuki thee. Madhu ne mujhe jagaaya aur ulaahana dete hue boli raat me to tumane meri kamar hi tod daali. Maine use fir baahon me bharne ki kosis ki to apna haath chhudate hue boli "Subah subah chhedkhaani nahi jaao Mona ko jaga do main chaai banaati hun"
Main baathroom se fresh hokar guest room me gaya jahaan Mikky soi hui thee. Mikky abhi bheebesudh padi so rahi thee. Usane apna angutha munh me le rakha tha aur dusare haat se Baby dall ko seene se chipakaa rakha tha. Baalon ki ek aawara lat uske gaalon par bikhari padi thee.Jis andaaj me wo soi the mujhe laga ki wo abhi niri maasoom bacchi hi hai. Mujh jaise padhe likhe aadmi ke liye aisi bhaawanaaye rakhana kadaapi uchit nahi hai. Par mera ye khayaal aglehi pal hawa me kafoor ho gaya. Usane phoolonwaali frock aur gulaabi rang ki penti pehan rakhee thee. Wo karwat lekar leti hui thee. Ek taang thodi si upar ki or mudi hui. Uski pust jaanghon ko dekhakar to laga jaise wo koi hocky ki khilaadi ho. Penti ke andar kasi hui uskipikki ekdum fooli hui thee. Rom viheen taange ghutano se upar uthi uski frock se jhaankti hui uski jaanghon ki rangat to shareer ke dusare hisson se kahin jayaada gori thee. Main to beshaakhata aankhen faade us roop ki devi ko dekhata hi rah gaya. Mera pappu to bekaabu hone laga. Main soch raha tha ki use jagaane ke liye uski sangmarmari jaanghon par haath feroon ya nitambon par jor ki thappi lagaaun ya uske gaalon par ek pappi lekar use jagaaun. Dhadkate dil se maine apna ek haath aur munh uski jaanghon ki or badhaaya hi tha ki peeche seMadhu kee aawaaj aai
"Aare Mona abhi uthi nahi ? off.. ye ladaki bhi kitana soti hai ?"
Main to is apratyaashit awaaj se hadabada hi gaya. Mujhe to aisa laga jaise mera saara khoon ragon me jam hi gaya hai. Aaj to meri chori pakadi gai hai. Pata nahi mere munh se kaise nakal gaya
"Haan haan utha hi rahi hai" Mujhe laga agar maine Madhu ki or dekha to jaroor wo jaan jaayegi aur mujhe jinda nahi chhodegi main to kaheen ka nahi rahunga. Par bhagwaan ka laakh laakh shukra hai wo rashoi me chali gai thee. Agar ek do second ki bhi deri ho jaati to...? soch kar main to sookhe patte ki tarah kaanp gaya. Main to tab chonka jab Mikky ne aankhe malate hue kaha
"Gud-morning fufaaji"
Main bhala kya kahata. Mikky baathroom me chali gai. Meri haalat to us niraash shikaari ki tarah ho rahi thi jiske haath me aaya hua shikaar chhoot gaya ho. Main baahar lawn me padi chair par baith kar news paper padhane laga.
Garmion ki chhutiyaan chal rahi thi isliye Madhu ko to vaise hi school nahi jaana tha (Madhu bachho ke ek school me dance teacher hai) aur maine aaj bank marne ka iraada pehle hi kar liya tha vaise bhi aaj Budhpurnima ki chhuti thee. Main chaahata tha ki Mikky aur Madhu pehale naha dho le me to aaram se nahana chaahata tha. Mujhe aaj apne pappu ka mundan bhi karana tha. Aap to jaante hi hai Madhu ko lund aur choot par jhaante bilkul achhi nahi lagti. Usne kal raat bhi ulaahana diya tha. Par main to kuchh is se aage bhi soch raha tha. Kya pata kab kismat mere upar nihaal ho jaye aur meri Monika darling meri baahon me aaye to meek handsom chikne chupde aashik ki tarah lagoo. Vaise ek kaaran aur bhi tah. Guruji kahatehai jhaanton ki safaai kaarne ke baad lund aur choot dono ki sundarta badh jaati hai aur lund ka aakaar bada aur choot ka chhota najar aane lagata hai. Vaise to ye nazar ka dhokha hi hai par chalo is khusfehami me bura bhi kya hai.
Khair koi 12-12.30 baje main naha dhokar faarighua. Mikky study room se bahar aa rahi thee. Uski nazare jhuki hui thi aur saanse ukhadi hui maathe par paseena. Wo mujhse nazare nahi mila rahi thee. Wo meri or dekhe bina Madhu ke paas rasoi me chali gai. Pehle to main kuchh samjha nahi par baad me meri to baanchhen hi khil gai. Oh Mikky daarling ne jaroor wo hi 'jangli chhipkalion' waala folder aur files dekhi hongi. Thank god. aaiilaaa.... mera dil kiya jor se pukaru Monika... O... my.. daarling....
Koi aadhe gahnte baad Mikky naasta lekar aai. Uski nazaren abhi jhuki hui thee. Upar se wo normal banane ki kosis kar rahi thee. Maine use puchha "Kya baat hai ?" to wo boli "kuchh nahi aann.... wo... wo hum Mandir kab chalenge ?" Maine uske chehare ki or gaur se dekhte hue kaha "Saam ko chalenge abhi to bahut garami hai"
Aaj kaamwali baai Gulaabo nahi uski ladaki Anaarkali aai thee. Main sofe par baithaa TV dekh raha tha. Jab Mikky rasoi me jaa rahi thi to Anaarkali udhar dekhate hue mere paas aakar fusfusaane waale andaaj me aankhen matakate hue boli "ye chikani londia kaun hai ?"
Maine uske dono santoron ko jor se dabaate huekaha "Kyon laal mirch se jal gai kya ?"
"Jale meri jooti" pair patakate hue wo apana munh fulaate hue wo andar chali gai.
Aap chonk gaye na...? Main aapko batana bhul gaya ki Anu hamare yahaan kaam karnewaali baai Gulaboo ki ladaki hai jise main kai baar chod chuka hun aur uski gaand bhi maar chuka hun. Wo to samajhati hai ki saari khudaai chhod kar main to bas uspar hi mor hun. Use hum bhanwaron ki kaifiat ka kya gumaan. Vaise bhi bhagwaan ne aurton ko dusari kisi bhi sundar aurat ke liye irshaalu banaaya hi hai to isme bechaari Anaarkali ka kya dos hai. Par is 'Meri Anaarkali' ki kahaani abhi nahi.
Saam ko koi chaar baje main aur Mikky Ling mahaadev mandir par jaane ke liye taiyyaar ho gaye. Madhu ne wohi kamar dard ka bahaana banaaya aur saath nahi gai. Main is kamar dard ka matalab achhi tarah jaanata tha. Mikky ko jab ye pata chala ki buaji saath nahi jaa rahi to wo bahut khus hui pata nahi kyon. Do jano ke liye to Car ki jagah Bike hi theek thee.
Mikky ne safed pent aur gehare baadaami rang aur phoolon waala ek or se jhoolata hua kurta pehan rakha tha. Sir par wohi Nike waali topi, kalaai me wrist watch. Main to abhi ye soch hi raha tha ki Mikky ne jaroor wohi penti aur padded bra bhi pehani hogi jo kal saam hamne khareedi thee. Padded bra ke karan uske boobs ki size 34 to jaroor lag rahi thee. Honton par halaki si laal lipastick. Aaj mane bhi apni kaali jean aur pasandida T-Shirt pehani thee. Impotedperfume sports shoes aur nike ki topi.
'Billo rani kaho to abhi jaan de dun ....' main masti se gungunaata jab baahar aaya to Mikky mmujhe ghoor kar upar se neeche tak dekha. Fir ek aankh maarte hue boli
"oye hoye kya baat hai aaj to bade jach rahe ho kisi ko katal karna hai kya ?"
Main kya bolta.
"Achha bataao main kaisi lag rahi hun ?" Mikky ne aankhe nachaate hue kaha
"Bilkul bandaria lag rahi ho" maine use chidhaane ke andaaj me kaha to usne apna munh fulaa liya. Mera iraada use naaraaz karne ka katai nahi tha. Main to use sapne me bhi naaraaj karne ki nahi soch sakata. Maine uske gaalo par thappi lagaate hue kaha "bilkul Hinsika Motwaani aur Kareena kapur lag rahi hosach me..."
"Pare hato.. hunh jhoothe kahi ke" Jis ada se usne ye kaha tha mujhe Madhu ka raat waala dialogue yaad aa gaya. Isi liye to kahate hai jeens (vansanugat) bhi kai cheeje hoti hai.
Mikky motorcycle par mere peechhe chipk kar baith hui thi uska ek haath meri kamar ko nabhi ke thora neeche kas kar pakade huye tha. Usne apna sir mere kandhe par rakha tha aur ek haath gale me daal rakha tha. Jis tarike se wo mere saath chipk kar baithee thee mujhe nahi lagata Mikky ab chhoti bacchi rah gai hai. Uski golaaiyaan meri peeth par aasani se mehsoos ho rahee thee. Aaj usne bhi shaayad apni buaji ki dressing tabil ka poora faayada uthaaya tha. Pichhale janamdin par jo imported perfume maine Madhu ko gift diya tha uski mahak bhala main kaise nahi pehchaanata. Main to itana madhosh ho raha tha ki mujhe lagane laga kahi main koi accident hi kar baithugaa.
Jahaan se pahaadi par mandir ke liye raasta shuroo hota hai shradhaalu nange pair hi upar paidal jaate hai. Motorcycle stand par khadi karne aur joote utaarane ke baad maine Mikky ko bataaya upar peene ka saaf paani nahi milega agar peena hai to yahi pee lo. Mikky paani ki poori ek botal dakaar gai aur maine jaanboojh kar use baad me fruity ke 2-3 paauch aur pila diye. Aap itne bhi kamakal nahi hai ki meri is chaal ko na samajh rahe ho. Par Mikky in sab baaton se pare kuchh aur khaane peene ki firaak me thee. Hamne prasaad ke saath kuch snacks, mithaaiyaan aur bandaron ke liye bhunehue chane lene ke baad mandir ke liye Chadhaaishuroo kar di. Mandir ki doori yahaan se koi 2 km hai.
Aaj Somwaar ka din tha par bheed koi jyaada nahi thee koi iikke dukke hi shradhaalu the kyon ki log subah subah darshan karke chale jaate hai. Hamaare jaise pyaar ke parwaane apni shama ke saath saam ko hi aate hai. Darshan karane aur kaccha doodh-jal chadhaane ke baad jab ham mukhaya mandir sebaahar aaye to maine Mikky se poocha tumne kya mannat maangee to wo kuchh sochne lagi aur fir boli "Nahi pehale aap bataao"
Mere jee me aaya saaf kah doon maine to bas tujhe hi maanga hai par ye kahana itana aasaanbhee nahi tha mere dosto aur dostaanio. Maine ghumaa firaa kar kaha "Jo tumane maangaa wohi maine maang liya"
"Kya... ? aapne bhee... matlab... yaane... oh.. ? " wo ashchariya se mera munh dekh rahi thee jaise maine uski koi shararat ya chori pakad li ho. Jab use apni baat samajh aai to sharam se dohari gai. Main to nihaal hi ho gaya.
Mandir ke peechhe thoda khula aangan sa hai jahaan par teen taraf 2-2 foot ki deewaar bani hai neeche gehari khaai aur jhaad jankhaad hai.Yahaan kaale munh waale langoor bahut hai jo pedon par uchhal kood machaate rahate hai. Aane waale shradhaaloo unhe bhune hue chane, kele aadi daal dete hai. Baccho ka to ye manpasand khel hota hai. Fir Mikky bhi to abhi bacchi hi thi aisa mauka wo bhala kyon chhodati. Usne bhi bandaron ko chane daalne shuroo kar diye. Hum log ek kone me khade the. Thori door dussare kone me ek navvivahit joda apani gutargoo me vyast tha. Ladka shaayad uska chumma lena chaahta tha par ladki sharm ke maare use na kar rahi thee. Maine dekha Mikky bade gaur se unko dekh rahi hai. Main chup raha. Thori der baad wo dono uthakar chale gaye tab Mikky ko shaayad meri yaad aai.
"Jijju thodi der baithen"
"Haan yahi deewaar ke paas baith jaate hai."
Ham dono paas paas baith gaye. Ek halaka sa hawaa ka jhonka aaya to Mikky ke badan ki kunwaari khusboo mere tan man ko andar tak sarabor karati chali gai. Mikky bandaron ko daane daal rahi thee. Kabhi upar uchaalati kabhidoor fenk deti bandaron ki is uchhal kood se use bahut maza aa raha tha. Maine use samjhaaya ki inko jyaada mat sataao nahi too ye kaat khaayenge par Mikky to apani hi dhun me thee. Ped ki ek daali par ek bandar apni lulli nikaale use chhed raha tha. Mikky use bade dhyaan se dekh rahi thee. Itane me ek bandaria aai aur bandar uske upar chadh kar aage peeeche dhakka lagaane laga. Mikky ne bina apni nazaren hataaye mujh se boli "dekho jijju ye bandar kya kar rahe hai." Use kya pata wo bekhayaali me kya bol gai hai. Mere liye bhi ye apratyaasit tha. Ab aap meri haalat ka andaaza laga sakate hai maine apne pappu ko kis tarah se rok rakha tha. Agar ye ghar ya koi soonee jagah hoti to nischit hi main kuchh kar baithata. Par maine use kaha "ye aapas me pyaar kar rahe hai inka bhi shukra parvat tumhari tarah bahut unchaa hai."
Achaanak wo boli "Wo kaise kya aapko ? kya aapko haath dekhana aata hai ?"
Aapko bata dun main thoda bahut hast rekhaayen dekh leta hun. Poora to nahi jaanta par jeewan rekhaa Hridaya rekhaa aadi to thoda bahut bata hi deta hun. Baaki to gapp lagaane waali baat hai. Kisi ko bhi prabhaavit kar lena mere baaye haath ka khel hai. Main jaanta hun ye sab use uski mummy ne bataaya hoga. Kyon ki me Sudha ko bhi ek do baar papalu bana chuka hun. Use bhavisya aur haath ki rekhaaon ko jaanane ki badi ichha rahati hai.
"Haan haan... aao" maine use apne paas khenchate hue kaha.
Maine uska baayan haath apne hath me le liya. Haath ke nakhoon thode badhe hue the. Unpar nail poslish lagi hui thee. Baayen haath ka angutha thoda sa patala lag raha tha aur us par nail polish bhi nahi lagi thee. Maine usse poocha
"Mikky kya tum abhi bhi angutha choosati ho"
"Haan kabhi kabhi" Usne nazere jukhate hue kaha.
"Tumhari mummy tumhe mana nahi karti kya ?"
"Wo to bahut gussa hoti hai"
"To fir tum aisa kyon karati ho"
"Actulally mujh se anjaane me aisa ho jaata hai"
"Anjaane me ho jaata hai ya tumhe isme maza bhi aata hai"
"Haan sach kahun to jab me akeli hoti hun to mujhe angutha choosane me bahut maza aata hai" Usne meri aankhon me dhekhte hue jawaab diya.
"Ab tumhari angutha choosne ki umar nahi rahi hai kuchh aur bhi choosana seekho"
"Aur kya choone ki cheej hoti hai jijaji ?" usne aankhen matakaate hue kaha
"Jaise ki.... Jaise ki..." main gadbada gaya lekin fir sambhalate hue kaha "Jaise ki Icecandy Lolipop aur... aur... kulfi... bahut si cheeje hain jinhe tum pyaar se choos sakati ho"
Mere jee me to aaya ki kah dun ab to tumhe Lund choosana seekhana chaahiye par me abhi koi risk nahi lena chaahata tha. Shuroo shuroo me thoda sainyam baratana hoga nahi to ye chidiya mere haaton se furr ho jaayegi. Waise to me bhi yahi chahata tha ki wo angutha choosna jaari rakhe. Iska ek kaaran hai ? Hamaare Guruji kahate hai jo ladaki bachpan me anghuta choosati hai wo apne premi ya pati ki achhi Premika or Patani saabit hoti hai aur unka daampatya jeewan bahut hi achha aur sukhi beetata hai. Matalab aap bilkul achhee tarah samajh gaye hogne.
Main baato ka silsila romantik karana chaahata tha maine poochha "Achhaa Mikky ek baat bataao"
"Kya ?"
"Tum filme dekhati ho ?"
"Unn... haan"
"Achhaa bataao tumhaara manpasand Hero kaun hai ?"
"Mera unn... haan.. mujhe to Anil Kapur achha lagata hai"
Main to soch raha tha ki wo Shaahid kapur, Ranbeer kapur, Hritik Roshan jaise kisi chikne chockleti Hero ka naam legi. Maine us se kaha"Anil kapur..? aare wo muchhad"
"Pataa hai usne Mistar India me kitana achhaa kaam kiya hai. Uske paas ek jaadu ka wrist bandhota hai jisko kalaai me pehan kar wo gaayab ho jaata hai" Mikky ne ankhen nachaate hue kaha fir thandi saans lete hue boli "Kaas aisa hi band mere paas bhi hota"
"Achha aap bataao aap ko kaun pasand hai" Mikky boli
"aan mujhe... ? mujhe to Ajay Devgun achha lagata hai"
"Aare .. wo akadu ... oh no .. aap jhoot bol rahe hai"
"Isme jhoot bolane waali kya baat hai ?" Maine kaha
"Par ladko aur aadmiyon ko to filmi heroin pasand hoti hai na ? aur Ajay Devgun koi ladaki thode hi hai ?" Mikky mera makhaul udaate hue hasne lagi
"oh...." meri bhee hansi naikal gayi. Maine baat sanwaarte hue kaha "Bhai mujhe to sabase jyaada Mikky hi achhi lagati hai aur koi nahi" maine uski naak pakadte hue kaha. Mujhe to bas uske gaal, honth, naak ya nitamb kuchh bhi chhoone ka bas bahaana hi chahiye hota tha. Is mauke par me chaahata to Mikky ko jor se apni baahon me bhar kar chumma bhi le sakata tha par thodi door par 2-3 launde lapaade khade hamaari or hi dekh rahe the, maine apne aap ko badi muskil se roka.
"Hun...h" Mikky ne munh sa banaya
"Aare bhai sach... by god main tumse bahut pyaar... arrr mera matalab hai prem... wo.. wo.. bahut chaahata hun main tumhen..." meri jabaan saath nahi de rahi thee.
Mikky khilkhilaa kar hans rahi thi "Wo to mujhe pata hai aap mere peechhe paagal hai aur mere upar lattu hai par main to filmi hiroin ki baat kar rahi thee" Mikky ne apne haathon se apni hansi rokne ki kosis karate hue kaha
Main is fikre ka matalab agale do dino tak sochata hi raha tha. Maine fir baat sanwaarte hue kaha "Unn.... Haan... chalo mujhe Zia Khaan sabse sundar lagati hai"
"Z...i...a... Zia Khaan aare wo.. ek number ki cheet... dhokebaaz"
"Kyon us bechaari ne tumhaara kya bigaada hai?"
"Aare aap use bechaari kahate hai aap nahi jaante usne 'Nishabd' me Amit uncle se pehale to pyaar ka naatak kiya aur baad me chhod kar chali gayi ... chh... chh... bechaare Amit uncle uski yaad me kitana roye the. Main hoti to kabhi chhod kar na jaati" Mikky ne jis andaaj me kaha tha main to uski is ada par dilo-jaan se kurbaan hi ho gaya. Saala Ramgopal Verma bhi ek number ka gadha hai agar 'Nishabd' banaani hi thi to Mikky aur mujhe lekar banaata to baat hi kuchh aur hoti mera dawaa hai Goldan Jubali to jaroor ho jaati.
Khair maine baaton ka rukh badalate hue poocha "Achha bataao tumhari age kya hui hai"
"Aane waale 11 September ko me main pooree 13 saal ki ho jaaungi.. kyon ?"
"Yaani abhi tum 12 saal aur 8 mahine ki hui ho"
"unn haan.. "
"Tum jaanti ho 11 Sitambar ko aur kya hua tha?" mera matalab America ke upar Bin Laaden waale hamale ki or tha.
"Off... jijju... aap bhi... chhodo in baaton ko mera haath dekho na" Mikky thoda sa jhunjhalaate hue boli
Maine uska haath apne haathon me le liya. Naazuk mulaayam chikni hatheli aur patali patali anguliyaan. In naajuk haaathon se agar ye mera pappu pakad le to main saari kayanaat nyochhaawar kar dun. Uske haath ko thoda seedha karate hue aur dheere dheere masalate hue maine kaha :
"Dekho ye tumhaari jeewan rekha hai...." Maine dhyaan se dekha 13-14 saal ki umar me use bahut bada sharirik kast aane waala hai. Main iskast ko achhi tarah jaanata tha par maine use nahi bataya.
"Haan aage bataaiye"
"Achha ye tumhaari vidya rekha hai" maine apne anguli ko vidya rekha waali jagah rakha tomeri or dekhane lagi. Maine kaha "Tum jeewan me aage kya banana chaahati ho ?"
"Papa to kahate hai tum MBA ya CA karlo. Aap kya kahate ho ?"
"Main to MBBS karake doctar banana chaahata tha par nahi ban paya kya tumane kabhi doctar banane ke baare me nahi socha ?"
"Aare baapre usame to bahut padhaai karani padati hai ? aankhon par mota sa chasma lag jaata hai"
"To kya hua kuchh banane ke liye kuchh mahanat to karani hi padati hai. Aur fir dusaro ko injection lagaane me tumhe maja bhi to aayega" wo hairaani se mujhe dekhane lagi aur main hansane laga.
Mikki ne kaha "Chalo wo baad me sochenge haan aage bataaiye"
"Aur ye tumhaari heart line hai"
"Hum"
"Aur ye Shukra parvat hai" Maine ek rekha ki or isara karte hue kaha
"Haan haan Shukra parat ke baare me bataaiye"
"Kyon tum Shukra parvat ke bare me hi kyon jaanana chaahati ho tumhen jeewan rekhaa ya hridya rekhaa ke baare me me nahi jaanana ?" Maine poochha
"Nahi pehle Shukra rekhaa I mean parvat ke baare me bataaiye" wo fir jidd karane lagi. Usnebaad me bataaya tha ki ek din koi panditji unke ghar aaye the or wo mummy ka haath dekh rahethe. Par jab Shukra parvat ki baat aai to panditji aur mummy ne use baahar bhej diya thaa. Pata nahi aisi kya baat thee jo uske saamne nahi bataana chaahate the.
Agar aapko thoda bahut hast rekhaaon ka gyaan ho to aap jaante honge ki Shukra grih ko sex ka grih maana jaata hai. Jisaka sukra parvat jitana uncha utha hota hai sex ke maamale me wo utana hi jyaada strong hota hai. Main jaanta hun Sudha ek number ki chuddakad hai. Jab se Ramesh ek accident ke baad sex ke maamale me kuchh dheelaa hua hai Sudha ke sex ki bhook aur jyaada badh gai hai. Main bhi use chod chuka hun uski gaand bhi maar chuka hun. Aisi aurten ek mard se kabhi santust nahi hoti. (Khair mera ye anubhav "Nandoiji nahi Landoiji" naam se baad me padh lena)
He bhagwaan tu kitna dayaalu hai. Mere jaise bhakt ke upar kitana meharbaan hai. Mikky ka Shukra parbat uski mummi se bhi jyaada unchaahai. Aap samajh gaye honge meri to laatari hi lag jaayegi. Itani haseen naazuk kamsin kacchi kali mere saamne apna husn lutaane betaab baithi hai. Ya Allaa......... sorry Ling Mahaadev......
"Off jiju bataaiye na"
"Haan haan.... dekho ye jo sukra parvat hota hai ye kaam guru hota hai or use control karata hai" maine use samjhaate hue kaha
"Ye Kaam guru kya hota hai ?" Mikky ne poocha
Ab mere liye uljhan ka waqt thaa. Kya sab kuch spast sabdo me bol dun ya fir thoda ghuma firaa kar use samjhaaun. Mera pappu aur dil to kah rahe the guru loha garam hai aur Khuda meharwaan hai (kya pata itni jaladi Ling Mahaadev prasann ho gaye hon) maar do hathoda kyon idhar udhar bhatak rahe ho. Is kacchi kali ko pyaar se Lund aur Choot ki paribhaasa saaf saaf bata do. Lekin fir mastisk ne kaha kuchh parda to rakho agar usane apni mummy ya buaji se kuchh ulataa seedhaa kah diya to haath me aai machhali fisal jaayegi aur tum jindagi bhar is kamsin kali ki yaad me apna Lund haath me liye muth maarte rah jaaoge. Is unchhui naazuk choot (Sorry Bur) ko chodane ke saare sapane ek minat me swaaha ho jaayenge. Maine ek jor ka saans liya aur ek minit me sab kuch soch liya. Main itana paagal nahi tha ki aisasundar mauka haath se nikal jaane deta.
"Dekho me tumhe saaf saaf samjha to dunga par meri ek shart hai" maine kaha
"Wo kya ?" Mikky ne hairat bhari nazaron se mujhe dekha
"Dekho tumhaari mummy bhi kuchh baate tumse chhupaati hain ? hai na ?"
"Haa..n..n ?"
"To tum bhi waada karo ki hamaare beech jo baate ho rahi hai ya bhavisya me hongi unke baare me me apni mummy ya buaji kisi ko kabhinahi bataaogi"
"Theek hai"
"Promise"
"Haan Promise.. Pakka" Mikky ne haami bhari
Dosto ab to bas meri manzil ka fasala koi do kadam ka hi rah gaya tha.
Lekin Dilli abhi door thee. Achanak ek bandar uchhalata pata nahi kab hamaare beech aaya aur Mikky ke haathon se mithaai aur chane ka packet chheen kar bhaag gaya. Mikky ki ghighee bandh gai aur dar ke maare mujh se lipat gai. Off.... uske naajuk kabutar (uroj) mere dono haathon me aa gaye maine use apni baahon me samet liya wo Mummy mummy chillarahi thee. Main usko chup karaane ki kosis kar raha tha aur kosis kya main to is sukhad ghatna ka poora faayada utha raha thaa. Kabhi uske naram gaalo par haath ferata kabhi uske nitambon par kabhi uske urojon par. Mikky kisi abodh dare hue bacche ki tarah mujhse lipti thi jaise koi lata kisi ped se. Uska dil bahut jor se dharak raha tha. Wo mere seene se chipati roye jaa rahi thee. Itane me do teen aadmi aur aurtenbhaagate hue aaye aur poochhane lage kyaa hua. Maine unhe kaha kuchh nahi thoda sa dar gai hai ek bandar mithaai ka lifafa chheen kar bhaag gaya aur ye dar gai.
Ab wahaan rukne ka koi matalab nahi rah gaya tha. Hamane jaladi jaladi wahaan se utarna chaalo kar diya. Saam hone waali thee. Mikky dar ke maare ek bacche ki tarah mera baaju pakade mujhase chipaki hui thee. Mere liye to ye swarnim avsar tha. main bhala aisa sundar mauka kaise chhod sakata tha maine bhi use apne se chipata liya. He mahaadev tune to meri ek hi somwaar me sun li.
Koi 7 baje ka samay raha hoga. Ab ek aur khoobsurat haadsa hone waala tha. Mikky ne chadhaai shuroo karane se pehale pooree ek botal paani aur 2-3 fruti bhee pee thee. Ab bhalapet ka kya kasoor su su to aana hi tha ?
"Fufaaji mujhe su su aa raha hai" wo sankuchaate hue boli. Ab wahaan baathroom to tha nahi to maine kaha "jaao us bade patthar kepeechhe kar aao."
Wo dar ke maare akeli nahi jaana chahati thee."Nahi aap mere saath chalo aap munh doosari taraf kar lena"
Aap soch sakate hai meri jindgi ka sabse khoobsoorat pal aane waala tha. Meri to manmaangi muraad hi puri hone waali thee. Hum patthar ke peeche chale gaye. Maine thora sa munh ghuma liya. Man me aaya ki Mikky se firkah doo kya apni penti neeche nahi karwaani kya ? Par abhi ye mazaak ka waqt nahi tha. Wo penti khol kar jaladi se neeche baith gayi. Bur se nikalati hui patali peshaab ki Piiissss..... chharrrrr.... Siii ka siskara aur usse aati madhosh karne waali mehak mere liye nayi nahi thee.
Kaali penti me fasi uski khoobsoorat halake halake sunhari royen se sajee naazuk si bur ab kewal 2-3 feet ki doori par hi to thee. Jiske liye admi to kya devdoot bhi swarg jaane se mana kar den. Maine apne aap ko bahut roka par uski bur ko dekh lene ka lobh sanwaran nahi kar paaya.
Uff..... bhoore bhoore chhote choote sunahare baalo (royen) se lakdak uski pikki ka cheera koi 3 inch ka to jaroor hoga. Gulaabi pankhudian. Upar chane ke daane jitani raktim madan mani gulaabi rangat liye Bhumika chawala aur Kareena kapur ke honthon jaisi lal surkh faanke.Fooli hui tikone aakar ki uski chhoti si bur jaise gulaab ki koi kali abhi abhi khil kar phool bani hai. Main use chhoo to nahi sakata tha par uski komalata ka andaaja to laga hi sakata tha. Agar chiku ko beech me se kat kar uske beej nikaal diye jaayen aur use thoda sa dabaaya jaaye to put ki aawaj ke saath uska chhed thora sa khul jaayega ab aap aankhen band karke use pyaar se sparsh kar ke dekhiye us lajjat aur nazuki ko aap mehsoos kar lenge. Bur ke cheere se koi ek inch neeche gaand ka gulaabi bhoora ched khul aur band hota aise lag raha tha jaise Marlin Munaro apne honthon ko seeti bajaane ke andaaj me sikod rahi ho. Uske gol gol bhare nitamb jaise koi kharbooje gulaabi rangat liye hue kisi ko bhi apna eemaan todane par majboor kar de. Kele ke ped jaisi pust chikni jaanghyen. Is jannat bhare nazaare ko dekhne ke baad ab agar kayaamat beei aa jaaye to koi dar nahi. Barson ke sookhe ke baad saawan jaisipehali baarish ki fuhaar se otprot mera tan man sab sheetal hota chala gaya. Us swarg ke dwaar ko dek lene ke baad ab aur kya bacha tha. Mujhe laga ki main to behosh hi ho jaaunga. Mere sher ne to pent me hi apna dum tod diya. Par is drishya ke baad mere sher ke shaheed hone ka mujhe koi gam nahi thaa.........!!
Mikky aankhen band kiye dhaaraapravaah peshaab karte jaa rahi thee. Main yahi soch rahatha ki swarg ke dwaar se abhi tak Mikky ne kewal mootne ka hi kaam kyon liya hai. Jab wo uthi to kisi ped se ek pakshi pankh fadafadaata karakas aawaaj karata hua udaa to Mikky fir dar gayi aur is baar fir meri or daudne ke chakkar me usaka pair fisala aur pair me thodi simoch aa gayi. Itane khoobsoorat haadse ke baad fir ye takleefdeh durghatna he bhagwaan kya sab kuchh aaj hi hone waala hai ??
Jab hum ghar pahunche to Mikky ko langadaate hue dekh kar Madhu ne ghabara kar poochaa"Are kahi accident to nahi ho gaya ? Kya hua Mona ko ?"
"Aare kuchh khaas nahi thoda sa fisal gai thee lagata hai moch aa gayi hai"
"He bhagwaan dhyaan se nahi chal sakate the kya ? off... idhar aao jaladi karo laao iodex mal deti hun" Madhu ghabara si gayi.
"Nahi buaji koi jyaada chot nahi lagi hai" Mikky ne bataaya
"Chup thujhe kya pata kahin frecture to nahi ho gaya ? kisi doctor ko kyon nahi dikhaaya usi samay ?" Madhu bina kisi ki baat sune bolati jaa rahi thi.
Iodex lagaane, namak waale paani se sikaai karane, haldi waala doodh pilaane aur itani garmi me bhi chaddar udha kar sulaane ke baad hi Madhu ne uska peechha chhoda.
Main baathroom me jaakar apna underwear change karke jab drawing room me aaya to wahaan par mithaai ka ek dibba pada hua nazaraaya. Maine Madhu se jab iske baare me poocha to usne bataaya "aare wo Nisha hai na"
"Kaun Nisha"
"Tumhe to kuchh yaad hi nahi rahata are wo meri Jhanshi kajin ki ristedaar hai na school me"
Ye aurten bhi azeeb hoti hai koi bhi baat seedhenahi karegi ghuma fira kar bataane aur baat ko lamba kheechne me pata nahi inko kya mazaa aata hai.
"Haan haan to...?"
"Aare bhai uske dewar ki saadi hai. Wo to mujhekal raat ko unke yaha hone waale function me bulaane ka keh kar gai hai. Receiption me to jaana padega hi soch rahi hun raat waale function me jaaun ya nahi"
Main jaanta tha main mana karu ya haan bharunMadhu naachane gaane ka ye chaance bilkul nahi chhodne waali. Madhu bahut achhi dancer hai. Shaadi ke baad to use kisi comptison me naachane ka avsar to nahi milaa par shaadi vivaah ya partion me to Mddhu ka dance dekh kar log toba hi kar uthate hai. Is Holi par bhaang peekar usne jo thumke lagaaye the aur kulhe matakaaye the colony ke bade bujurgon ka bhi 'Dhillu Prasaad' dhoti me uchhalne laga tha. Kya kamaal ka naachati hai. Aap ki jaankaari ke liye bata dun Rajasthan me saadi waali raat jab ladaki ke ghar fere hoten hai to ladke waalon ke ghar par raat ko naach gaana hota hai. Usme shirf mohalle waali aur najadeekee ristedaar aurten hi shaamil hoti hai. Main to sapne me bhi nahi soch sakata tha itana sunahara mauka itanijaladi mujhe mil jaayega. Sach kahate hai sache man se bhagwaan ko yaad kiya jaaye to wo jaroor sunata hai. Ab tak aapne andaaja lag hi liya hoga ki mere jaise chuddakad aadmi ki bhagwaan me kitani aastha hogi ? Vaise dekha jaye to main bahgwaan, swarg nark paap punya pooja paath aadi me jyaada viswaas nahi rakhata par in khoobsurat haadson ke baad to use maan lene ko jee chaahata hai. Maine aaj pehali baar pooja ghar me jaakar bhagwan ka dhanyavaad kiya.
Part-4
Dosto aaj din bhar main office me shirf Mikky ke baare me hi sochata raha. Kal jis tarah se khoobsurat haadse hue the mere romaanch ka paarawar hi nahi tha. Itana khus to main suhaagraat mana kar bhi nahi hua tha. Main din bhar isi udhedbun me laga raha ki kaise Mikky aur main ek saath akele saari raat bhar masti karenge. Na koi dar na koi disturbe karnewaala. Shirf main aur Mikky bas. Main soch raha tha Mikky ko kaise taiyyaar karu. Kabhi to lagata Mikky sab kuch jaanati hai. Par dusare hi pal aisa lagata ki aare yaar Mikky to abhi 12-13 saalki nireeh bacchi hai use bhala meri bhaawanaaoka kya pata hoga. Agar jaldbaaji me kuch gadbad ho gai aur Mikky ne shor machaa diya to.... ? Main ye sab soch soch kar hi pareshaan ho gaya. Kya karun kuch samajh nahi aa raha. Guruji sach kahate hai chudi chudai aurton ko chodna bahut aasaan hota hai par in kamsin be-tajurbekaar ladakion ko chodana waakai duskar kaam hai. Maine apne plans par ek baar fir gaur kiya. Haldi mile doodh me agar need ki 2-3 tablets mila di jaayen to pata hi nahi chalega. Gehari neend me main uske kore badanki khusboo loot lunga. Maine ek do din pahale hineend ki golion ka intajaam bhi kar liya thaa. Lekin fir khayaal aaya Mikky ki bur agar mera itana mota aur lamba lund sahan nahi kar paayi aur kuchh khoon kharaaba jyaada ho gaya aur kahin doctor ki naubat aa padi to to ? Main to soch kar hi kaanp uthaa ?.
Aapko bata doon main kisi bhee tarah ki jor jabardasti ya balaatkaar par aamada nahi tha. Main to Mikky se pyaar karata tha main use koi nuksaan ya kast kaise pahuncha sakata tha. Kaash Mikky apni baanhe failaaye mere aagosh me aa jaaye aur apna sab kuchh mere hawaale kar de jaise ek dulhan suhaagraat me apne dulhe ko samarpit kar deti hai. Is samay mujhe Riyaaz Khairabadi ka ek sher yaad aa gaya :
Hum aankhen band kiye tassavur men baithe hai
Aise main kahi chhamm se wo aa jaaye to kya ho
Jab kuch samajh nahi aaya to maine sab kuch bhagwaan ke bharose chhod diya. Haalaat ke hisaab se jo hoga dekhaa jaayega.
Saam ko main jaanbhjakar deri se ghar pahunchaa. Koi 8- 8.30 ka samay raha hoga. Khaana taiyyaar tha. Madhu paarty me jaane ki taiyyaari kar rahi thee. In aurton ko bhi taiyyaar hone me kitana waqt lagata hai. Usne shifon ki kaali saari pahani thee aur lo cut blaause. Madhu saadee is tarah se baandhati hai ki uske nitamb bhare poore nazar aate hain. Sach poochho to uski sabse badi daulat hi uske nitamb hai. Aur main to aise nitambon ka mureed hun. Jab wo koi 9.30 baje tak muskil se taiyyaar hui to maine mazaak me usse kaha
"Aaj kis kis par bijaliyaan giraaogi"
Wo ada se aaine me apne nitambon ko dekhte hue boli "Aare wahaan to aaj shirf aurten hi hongi manchale bhanware aur parwaane nahi"
"Kaho to main saath chaloon" maine use baanhome lena chaaha
"Off.. chhodo na tumhe to bus is ek cheej ke alaawa kuchh soojhata hi nahi.. pata hai main do dino se theek se chal hi nahi paa rahi hun..." usne mujhe pare dhakelte hue kaha.
"achha ye bataao main kaisi lag rahi hun" Aurton ko apni taareef sunane ka bada shauk hota hai. Sach puchho to uske kase hue nitambon ko dekh kar ek baar to mera man kiya ki use abhi ulata patak kar uski gaand maar lun par abhi uska waqt nahi tha.
Maine kaha "ek kaajal ka teeka gaalon par laga lo kahin nazar na lag jaye"
Madhu 16 saal ki dulhan ki tarah sharma gayi. Iiiiisssssss......
Koi 10 baje wo Car se apni saheli ke ghar chali gai. (Madhu car chala leti hai) Jab main gate band karke main drawing room me waapas aaya to Mikky baathroom me thi shaayad naha rahi thee. Main study room me chala gaya. Mainedo dino se apne mail check nahi kiye the. Maine jab computer on kiya to sabse pahale start menume jaakar recent documents dekhe to meri baanche hi khil gayi. Jaisa maine socha tha wo hi hua. AVSEQ01, AVSEQ02, Little sugar, My pict files 27 may ko kholee gayi thee. Aap itana to jaante hi hai video picture ki files hoti hai aur ye files to meri chuninda blue filmo ki files thee. Aailaa.... mera dil betahaasa dhadakane laga. Ab mere samajh me aaya ki kal dopahar me Mikky study room se ghabraai si seedhe rasoi me kyon chali gai thee. Monika daarling tune to kamaal hi kar diya mere raaste ki saari baadhaayen kitani aasani se ek hi jhatake me is kadar saaf kar di jaise kisi ne kaantedaaar jhaadiyan jad samet kaat di ho aur kaaleen bichha kar upar phool saja diye ho. Ab main kise dhanyavaad dun apne aap ko, computer ko, Mikky ko ya fir Ling mahaadev ko ?
Maine in files ko fir se paasward laga kar lok kardiya aur apni aankhen band kar ke sochne laga. Mikky ne in files aur pictures ko dekh kar kaisa anubhav kiya hoga ? Kal poore din me usne computer ki koi baat nahi ki narana wo to mera sir hi kha jaati hai. Main bhee katai ulloo hun Mikky ki aankhon ki chamak, uska sajana sanwarana, mere se chipak kar bike par baithana, shukra parvat ki baat karana, bandaron ki thoka thukaai ki baat is se jyaada bechaari aur kya issaara kar sakati thee. Kya wo nangi hokar apni bur haathon me liye aati aur kahati lo aao chodo mujhe ? Mujhe aaj mahsoos hua ki aadmee apne aap ko kitana bhee chaalaak, samajhadaar aur Prem guru maane naaree jaati ko kahaan poori tarah samajh paata hai fir meri kya bisaat thee.
Computer band karke main aankhen band kiye abhi apne khayaalon me khoya thaa ki achaanak meri aankhon par do naram mulaayam haath aur kaano ke paas rengate huesaanso ki maadak mahak mere tan man ko saraabor kar gai. Is jaani pahachaani khusboo ko to main marane ke baad bhi nahi bhul sakata, kaise nahi pahchanata. Mere jeewan ka yeh 'Anmol kshan' (Beskeemti lamha) kaas kabhee khatam hi na ho aur me kayaamat tak isi tarah meri Mikky meri Mona meri Monika ke komal haathon ka makhmali sparsh mahshoos karata rahu. Maine dheere se apne haath kursi ke peechhe kiye. Ufff... Mikky ki sangmarmari jaanghe us patali si nighty ke andar bilkul nangi thee. Main is lamhe ko itana jaladi khatam nahi hone dena chaahata tha. Pata nahi kitani der main aur Mikky isi avastha me rahe. Fir maine hole se uski naram naazuk hathelion ko apne haathon me le liya aur pyaar se unhe chumne laga. Mikky ne apna haath chhuda liya aur meri gardan ke dono or apni baahen faila kar meri god me baithate hue apne jalate honth mere honthon par rakh diye. Barson ki tadafati meri aatma us rasheele ahsaas se saraabor ho gai. Jaise andhe ko aankhen mil gai ho, bhoole ko raasta aur barson se pyassi dharti ko saawan ki pahali fuhaar. Jaise kisi ne mere jalate honthon par hole se barf ki naazuk si fuhaar chhod di ho. Mikky mujhe is tarah choom rahi thi jaise wo sadion se kaid ek 'Abhishapt Raajkumaari' hai, jaise use kewal yahi ek pal mila hai jeene ke liye aur apne bichhade premi se milan ka. Main apni sudhbudh khoye kabhee Mikky ki peeth sehlaata kabhee uske nitambo ko kabhee uske urojon ko aur kabhee hole se uski naram nazuk gulab ki pankhurion jasie hontho ko darate darate is kadar choom raha tha ki kahin bhool semere hontho aur angulion ke khurdare ahsaas se use thora sa bhi kast na ho. Mere liye ye chumman us 'Anmol Ratna' ki tarah tha jiske badale me agar poore jahaan ki khudai bhi mile to kam hai.
Ye mere pyaar ka doosara chumman tha.
Aap jaante honge main Swarg Nark jaisi baaton me viswaas nahi rakhata par mujhe aaj lag raha tha ki agar kaheen swarg ya jannat hai to bas yahi hai yahi hai yahi hai......
Achaanak drawing room me rakhe phone ki karkas ghantee ki aawaj se hum dono chonk gaye. He bhagwaan is samay kaun ho sakata hai? Kisi anhonee aur nai aafat ki aasanka se main kaanp uthaa. Maine darate darate phone ka receiver is tarah uthaaya jaise ki ye koi jahreelaa bichhu ho. Mera chehara aise lag raha tha jaise kisi ne mera saara khoon hi nichod liya ho. Main dheemi aawaj me Hello bola to udhar se Madhu ki aawaj aai
"Aapka mobile switch off aa raha hai"
"Oh... kya baat hai" maine ek jor ki saans li
"Wo wo main kah rahee thee ki... ki haan.. main theek thaak pahunch gai hun or haan"
Pata nahi ye aurten matalab ki baat karana kab seekhengi "Haan main sun raha hun"
"Aar.. haan wo Mikky ko dawaai de di kya ? Use haldi waala doodh pilaaya ya nahi ?"
"Haan bhai haan doodh aur dawaai dono hi pilaane ki kosis hi kar raha tha" maine Mikky ki or dekhate hue kaha
"Haan ek baat or thee kal subah Bhaiyya aur bhaabhi dono waapas aa rahe hai unhone mobile par bataaya hai ki uncle ab theek hai" Madhu bas bole jaa rahi thee "Subah main aate samay unhe station se leti aaungee tum pareshaan mat hona. O.K. Lav ... gud night & sweet dreems"
Madhu jab bahut khus hoti hai to mujhe Lav kahkar bulaati hai (Mera naam Prem hai na). Lekin aaj jis andaaz me mujhe usne Lav ke saathGud night aur sweet dreems kaha tha main uske is chidhaane waale andaaz ko achhee tarah samajh raha tha. Saari raat usse door.... par use kya pata tha ki aaj to saari raat hi sweet dreems hone waali hai ?
Mikky mere chehare ki or dekh rahi thee. Maine use jaladi se saari baat bata di. Wo pahale to thoda hansi aur fir daud kar meri baahon me samaa gai. Maine use apni god me uthaa kar uske gaalon par ek karara sa chumma le liya. Jawaab me usne mere honth kat khaaye jis se unpar thoda sa khoon bhi nikal aaya. Is chhote se dard ka meetha ahsaas mere se jyaada bhala aur kaun jaan sakataa hai. Main use god me uthaaye apne bedroom me aa gaya. Mikky ki aankhen band thee. Wo to bas haseen khwaabon ki duniyaa me is kadar khoyi thee ki kab maine uski nighty utaar di use koi bhan hi nahi raha.
Adwiteeya saundrya ki devi (Bejod husn ki mallika) mere aagosh me aankhen band kiye baithee thee. Agar theth ujjad bhaasa me kaha jaaye to meri haalat us bhukhe sher ki tarah thee jiske saamane bebas shikaar pada ho aur wo ye soch raha ho ki kahaan se shuru kare. Lekin main koi shikaaree ya janglee hinsak pashu nahi tha. Main to prem ka pujaree tha. Agar romantick bhaasa me kaha jaaye to mere saamane 36 prakaar ke vyanjan pade the aur main faisalaa nahi kar pa raha tha ki kaun sa pakwaan pahale khaaun.
Maine abhi kapde nahi utaare the. Maine kurta pajaama pahane hua tha. Mera lund mere kaboome nahi tha wo kisee naag ki tarah fufkaare mar raha tha. 120 digee ke angle me pajaame ko faad kar baahar aane ki jee tod kosis kar raha tha. Mikky meri god me baithi thee. Hamaare honth aapas me chipake hue the. Mikky ne apani jeebh mere munh me daal di aur me use rasbhari kulfi ki tarah choosne laga. Mera lund uski naazuk nitambon ki khaai ke beeh apna sir fodata hua bebas nazar aa raha tha. Main kabhee Mikky ke gaalon ko chumata kabhi hontho ko kabhee naak ko kabhee uske kaano ko aur kabhee palkon ko. Mikky mere seene se chipate hue mujhe baahon me jakade god me aise baithi thee jaise agar thoda bhee uska bandhan dheela hua to uske aagosh se uska khwaab koi chheen kar le jaayega. Kamo bes meri bhee yahee haalat thee.
Koi 10-15 minat ke baad jab hamaari pakad kuchh dheelee hui to Mikky ko apne badan par nighty na hone ka bhaan hua. Usne hairaani se idhar udhar dekha aur fir meri god se thoda sa chhitak kar maare sharm ke apne haath apni aankhon par rakh liye. Nighty to kab ki shaheed hokar ek kone me dubki padi thi jaise mari hui chidia.
"Meri priyatama aankhen kholo"
"Nahi pahle meri nighty do mujhe sharam aa rahi hai"
"Aare meri billo raani ab sharm chhodo tum is bra penti me kitani khoobsurat lag rahi ho jara meri aankhon se dekho to sahi apne aap ko"
"Nahi pahle light band karo"
Maine na chaahate hue bhi uth kar light band kar di par baathroom ka darwaajaa khol diya jisme se halaki roshani aa rahi thi.
"Ab to aankhe khol do meri priyatama"
"Nahi pahle khidki ka parda karo"
"Kyon waha kaun hai"
"Aare waha mere maamaji khade hai jo hamaari raashleela dekh rahe hai"
"Maamaaji... kaun maamaaji" maine hairaani se poochaa
"Offo.. aap bhi nire ghonchu hai are baba Chandaa maamaa"
Betahaasa meri hansi nikal gai. Baahar ekam ka chaand khidkee ke baahar hamaare pyaar ka saakshi bana apni dudhiya roshani bikher raha tha.
Achaanak use dhyaan aaya ki main to poore kapade panhe hue hun. Usne mujhe ulhaahna dete hue kaha "Achhaa ji aap ne to apne kapadeutaare hee nahee" Main to isi taak me thaa. Darashal maine apne kapade pahale is liye nahi utaare the ki kaheen Mikky mera 7" inch ka fanfanaata hua lund dekhakar dar na jaaye aur ye na soche ki main jabaran kuchh kar dene par tula hua hun ya kahin uska balaatkar hi to nahi karna chaahata.
Kapade utaar kar main dabal bed par sirhaane ki or kamar tika kar baith gaya. Meri ek taang seedhi thi aur doosari kuch mudi hui jsikee jangh par Mikky apna sir rakhe aankhen band kiye leti thee. Maine neeche jhuk kar uska chumma lene ki kosis ki to wo thoda sa neeche ki or ghum gai. Mera aadha lund chaddi ke baahar nikalaa hua thaa wo uske honthon se lag gaya. Use to man maangi muraad mil gai. Pahale to usne apni naazuk angulion se use pyaar se chhua aur fir sahalaaya or fir tad se ek chumma le liya. Mere lund ne ek thumka lagate hue use salaami di or chaddi faadata hua attention ho gaya pathhar ki tarah saktha. Ab Mikky lagbhag ondhi lete mere lund ke saath khel rahee thee aur mere saamane uske gol matol nitamb. Maine un par pyaar se haath firaana shuroo kar diya. Waah kya ghaatiyaan thee. Gulaabi rang ki kasi hui do golaakaar pahaadian aur unke beech ek bahati nadi ki maanind gahari hoti khaai. Main to kisi anjaane jaadu se bandha bas use dekhata hi rah gaya. Firdheere se maine penti ke upar se hi un golaaiyon par haath ferana shuroo kar diya. Mikky isse bekhabar mera lund choose ja rahi thikisi Icecandy ki tarah jaise maine use parson mazaak me kulfai choosane ko kaha tha.
Ye ladaki to lund choosne me apni mummy (Sudha) ko bhi peeche chhod degi. Aah uski naram mulaayam thook se geelee jeebh ka gunguna ahsaas achhe achho ka paani nichod le.Koi 5-6 minat usne mera lund choosa hoga. Fir wo apne hontho par jeebh ferati hui uth khadi hui uski rasheelee aankhon me ek nai chamak sithee jaise mujhe pooch rahi ho kaisa laga ?
Maine Mikky ko fir baahon me bhar liya aur uskehontho par apne honth rakh diye. Uske munh aurhonthon se mere lund ke pre cum ki khusboo aurswaad thoda sa mujhe bhi mil gaya. Maine uski bra ko pakadate hue kaha "Meri jaan ab hamaare beech in dusmano ka kya kaam hai in khoobsoorat nanhe parindo ko kyo kaid kar rakha hai. Khusi ki is mehfil me inko bhee aajadee ki saans lene do na pleej".........!!
"Aap hi khol do na" Mikky ne kaha
Maine jhat se uski bra ke hook khol diye. Kaale rang ki bra jaise hi neeche giri dono kabutar aisetan kar khade ho gaye jaise barson ke baad aajadee milee ho. Chhote Naagpuri santaron ki size ke do gol gol raskoop mere saamne the. Baadami aur thodi gulaabi rangat liye uske aerola koi ek rupee ke sikke se bade to nahi the.Nippal abhi nahi bani thi. Anaar ke daane jitani surk laal rang ki chhoti si ghundi. Aahhh.... Mainetad se ek chumma us par le hi liya. Mikky sihar uthee. Pahale maine unpar hole se jeebh firaai aur baad me maine ek santara poore ka poora apne munh me le liya aur choosne laga. Mikky kisiskarian gunjane lagi. Mera ek haath uski peethaur gol gol nitambon par ghum raha tha. Aur dusare haath se uska dusara stan daba raha tha. Maine jaanbhjhakar uski bur par haath nahi feratha iska kaaran main aapko baad me bataaunga.
Mere 10 minat tak choosane ke kaaran uske urojsize me koi 2 inch to jaroor badh gaye the aur nippals to pencil ki nok ki tarah ekdum teekhe ho gaye. Maine use bed par lita diya. Uska ek haath thora sa upar utha hua tha. Uski kankh meuge sunahare rang ke royen dekh kar main apneaap ko rok nahi paya aur apna munh wahaan par tika diya. Haalaanki wo naha kar aai thi par uske ubharte youwan ki us khatti, meethi, namkeen si khusboo se mere snaayu tantra ek maadak mahak se bhar uthaa. Maine jab jeebh se chaata to Mikky utejana aur gudgudi se romaanchit ho uthee.
Ab maine pahale uske gaalon par aai baalo ki awara lat ko hata kar uska chehara apni hathelion me le liya. Thartharate hontho se uskemaathe ko, fir aankhon ki palakon ko, kapolon ko, uski naasika, uske kaano ki lob, adharon ko chumata chala gaya. Mikky palaken band kiye sapno ki dunia me khoi hui thee. Uski saanse tej chal rahi thi honth kanpkapa rahe the. Maine uske gale aur fir uske boobs ko chumma. Dono urogon ki ghaati me apni jeebh laga kar chaata to Mikky ke hontho se bas ek halaki si kamras me bheegi sitkar nikal gai. Haalaki roshni me chamakata uska chikna saffaak badan mere saamane sab kuchh lutaane ke liye bikharaa pada thaa.
Main thori der aise hi baari baari uske sabhi angon ko chumata raha lekin uski pikki ko haath nahi lagaaya. Main jaanata tha ki Mikky kibur ne ab tak betahaasa kam ras chhod diyaa hogaa par main to use poori tarah taiyyaar aur uttejit karake hi aage badhana chaahata tha taaki use apni bhos me mera lund lete samay kam se kam pareshaani ho. Mera lund pre cum ke tupke chhod chhod kar paagal hua jaa raha tha. Aisa lag raha tha ki agar ab thori der ki to yeh bagaawat par utar aayega ya khudkusi kar lene par majboor ho jaayega. Aap meri haalat samajh rahe hai na.
Mikky ki aankhen ab bhee band thee. Maine dheere se us se kaha "Aankhen kholo meri priyatama" to wo unindi aankhon se boli "bas kuchh mat kaho aise hi mujhe pyaar kiye jaao mere priyatam"
Pyaare pathako aur paathikaao ab penti ki deewaar hataane ka samay aa gaya tha. Maine Mikky se jab penti utaarne ko kaha to usne kahaki pahale aap apna underwear to utaaro. Mera underwear to pahale hi ghaayal ho chuka tha yaane fat chuka tha bas nam maatra ka ataka hua tha. Maine ek jhatake me use nikaal fenka. Aur fir Mikky ki penti ko apne dono haathon se pakad kar dheere dheere neeche karana shuroo kiya... Ab to kayamat shirf 1 ya 2 inch hi door thi......
Jiske liye vishwaamitra aur Naarad jaise mahaarishiyon ka man dol gaya wo pal ab mere saamane aane waala tha. Pahale sunahare royen nazar aaye aur fir do bhaago me Hindustan aur Pakistan ki tarah bata bur ka pahala nazraa- Raktim cheera baahari honth mote aur surkh laal gulaabi rangat liye chhote honth kuchh shyamalta liye dono aapas me pragaadh sahelion ki tarah chipke hue aur uske neeche sunahari rang ka gol gol gaand ka chhed. Ah... main to bas is dilkash nazaare ko dekh kar apni sudh budh hi kho baitha.
Penti nikaal kar door fenk di. Uski sangmarmari jaanghe kele ke patte ki tarah chikani aur sudol.Maine kaanpte haathon se unhe sahalaaya to Mikky ki ek sitkar nikal gayi aur uske pair apne aap chode hote chale gaye. Fir maine hole se uske sunhari baalo par haath lagaya.
Off... makka ke bhutte ko agar chheel kar uspar uge sunahari baalo ka sparsh karen to aapko Mikky ki bur par uge un chhote chhote resham semulaayam baalon (royen) ka ahsaas ho jayega. Baal jyaada nahi the shirf thode se upari bhaag par aur dono hontho ke baahar kewal aadhi door tak jahaan cheera khatam hota hai usse koi 2 inch upar tak. Bur jahaan khatam hoti hai uske theek 1 inch neeche jannat ka dushara darwaaja. Uff ek chavanni ke aakar ka baadaami rang ka gol ghera jaise Hansika Motwaani ya Priyanka Chopara ne seeti bajaaneke andaaj me apne honth sikod liye hon.
Maine apni dono haathon se uski pankhudiyin ko thoda sa choda kiya. Ek halki si 'put' ki aawaj ke saath uski bur thodi si khul gai kewal 2 inch. Ratnaar surkh laal anaar ke daane jitni badi madan mani aur beech me mutra chhed maachiski tilli jitana bada aur uske ek inch neeche swarg gufa ka chhota sa chhed kam ras se bharajaise shahad ki kuppi ho. Main ab kaise ruk sakata tha. Maine barson ke pyaase apne jalate honth un par rakh hi diye. Ek maadak sugandh se mera saara tan man bhar utha. Mikky to bus mera sir pakade apni aankhen band kiye pata nahi kahaan khoi hui thi uska poora shareer kaanp raha tha. Aur munh se bas hole hole sitkarhi nakal rahi thee. Maine apni jeebh ki nok jaisiehi uski madan mani par lagaai Mikky ka shareer thora sa akada aur uski bur ne shahad ki do teenbunde mujhe arpit kar di. Oh mere pyaar ka pahala sparh paate hi uska chhota orgasm ho gaya. Uske haath aur pair dono akde hue the shareer kaanp raha tha. Mera ek haath uske urojo ko masal raha tha aur dooshara haath uske gol gol nitambon ko sahala raha tha. Maineuski bur ko choosna shuroo kar diya. Mikky to saatwe aasmaan par thee. Lagbhag 10 minit tak maine uski bur choosi hogi. Fir maine uski bur chooste chooste paas padi dabbi se thori si vasaline apne daayen haath ki tarjani anguli parlagaayi aur hole si uski bur ki sehali par firaa di. Mikky ne romanch se ek baar aur jhataka khaaya. Ab maine do chheje ek saath ki uski shahad ki kuppi ko jor se chusne ke baad uske anaar daane ko daanto se hole se dabaya aur apne daayen haath ki vasaline se bhari anguli kitip uske prem dwaar ki pyaari padosin ke sunhari chhed me daal dee.
"Uiiii.... mummmiiiii......... Ji..jjuuuu..... aahhh.... mujhe kuchh ho rah hai main mar gayi... aahhh... oooiiiii .... hhiiiii..... yyaaaaa ...." Mikky ka shareer akad gaya, usne mere sir ke baalon ko noch liya, aur apni jaanghon ko jor se bheench liya aur jor ki kilkaari ke saath wo dheeli padati chali gayi. Aur uske saath hi uski bur ne koi 3-4 chammach shahad (kaamras) undel diya jise main bhala kaise vyarth jaane deta, gataagat pee gaya. Ye uske jeewan ka pahala orgasm tha.
Kuchh palon ke baad jab Mikky kuchh normal hui to maine hole se use pukaara
"Meri monika mere prem ki devi kaisa lag raha hai"
"Un.. kuch mat puchho mere prem dev aaj ki raatbas mujhe apni baahom me lekar bas pyaar bas pyaar hi karte raho mere pratham purush."
Maine ek baar fir use apni baahon me bhar liya. Ab bas un palon ki pratiksha thee jise madhur milan kahate hai. Main achhi tarah jaanta tha bhale hi Mikky ab apna sarvaswa lutaane ko taiyyaar hai par hai to abhi kamsin kachhi maasoom kali hi ? Wo bhale hi is samay sapno ke rahasyamai sansaar me gote laga rahi hai parmadhur milan ke us pratham kathin charan se abhi aparichit hai. Main Mikky se pyaar karta thaaur bhala use koi kast ho main kaise sahan kar sakata tha.
Shaayad aap soch rahe honge ki maine apna iraada badal liya hoga aur use chodne ka vichaar chhod diya hoga to aap galat soch rahe hai. Main to kab se use chodna chaahata tha. Paruski chhoti umar aur kisi gadbad ki aasanka se dar raha tha. Haan uski baate sunkar ek badalaav jaroor aa gaya. Mujhe laga ki main sachmuch use pyaar karane laga hun. Jaise wo meri koi shadiyon ki bichhudi premika hai jise main janam janmanantar tak pyaar karata rahunga. Fir sab kuch soch vichaar karne ke baad maine ek jor ki saans chhodate hue use samjhaana shuroo kiya :
"Dekho meri priyatama ab hamare madhur milan ka antim padaav aane waala hai. Ye wo param aanand hai jiske ras me ye saari kaynaat doobi hai."
"Main jaanti hun mere kaamdev"
"Tum abhi nasamajh bacchi ho pratham milan me tumhe bahut kast ho sakata hai"
"Tum chinta mat karo mere priyatam main sab sah loongee main sab jaanati hun"
Ab mere chonkne ki baari thee Maine poocha"Tum ye sab...."
"Maine Mummy aur Paapa ko kai baar rati-krida aur sambhog karate dekhaa hai aur apni saheliyon se bhee bahut kuchh suna hai"
"Aare... k..k ...kya baat karati ho... tumne...?" Mereaascharya ki seema nahi rahi "Kya dekha hai tumne aur kya jaanati ho tum ?"
"wohi jo ek purush ek stree ke saath karata ek premi apni premika ke saath karata ek bhanwaraa kisi kali ke saath karata hai... sadiyon se chale aa rahe is jeewan chakra me naya kya hai jo aap mere munh se sunana chaahate hai ... main... main.... Rash koop, Prem dwaar, Kaam dand, rati krida aur madhur milan jaise sabdo ka naam lekar tumhe kaise bataaun... mujhe kshama kar do mere priyatam mujhe laaj aati hai ???"
Main hakka bakka use dekhata hi rah gaya. Aaj to ye 12-13 saal ki maasoom si dikhnewaali ladaki na hokar achaanak ek prem ras me doobi navyovana aur kaamatur preyashee nazar aa rahi hai.
Bas ab baaki kya bachaa tha ??? Maine ek baar fir use apni baahon me bhar liya...... aur.....
Hamaare is madhur (prem) milan (ise chudai ka naam dekar lajjit na kare) ke baare me main vistaar se nahi likh paaunga. Sadiyon se chale aarahe is naisargik sukh ka varnan jitana bhi kiya jaaye kam hai. Romantic bhaasha me to poore granth bhare pade hai. Vatshaayan ka kaamsutra ya fir deshi bhaasha me Mastram ki koi kitaab padh len.
Maine Mikky se uske rajodarshan (masik) ke baare me poochha tha (main use galati se bhi pregnant nahi karana chaahata tha) to usne bataaya tha ki uski agali date 1 june ke aas paashai aur aaj to 28 may hai..... aur fir..... Dilli lut gai......
Hame koi 10-15 minut lage honge. Aisa nahi hai ki sab kuch kisi kushal khilaadion ke khel ki bhaanti ho gaya ho. Mikky jise khel samajh rahi thi vaastav me thoda sa kast kaarak bhi tha. Wo thoda roi chillaai bhi par pratham milan ke un palon me usne poora saath diya. Aaj wo kali se phool bankar tript ho gayi thee. Hum dono saath saath skhalit hue. Use thoda khoon bhee nikala tha. Maine apne kurte ki jeb se wohi reshami rumaal nikaala jo Mikky ne mujhe bazaar me gift diya tha aur uske prem dwaar se choote mere prem-rus, Mikky ke kaam-raj aur rakt ka milajula mishran us anmol bhent me dubo kar saaf kar diya aur use amoolya nidhee ki tarah sambhaal kar apne paas rakh liya.
Fir hum dono ne baath room me jaakar safaai ki.Mikky ki munia paav roti ki tarah sooj gayi thee uske nichale honth bahut mote ho gaye the jaiseupar waale honthon ka double role ho. Maine uski pikki ? Bur ? chut ? (aare nahi yaar main to use muniya kahoonga) par ek chumma le liya aur Mikky ne bhi mere soye pappu ko niraash nahi kiya usne bhi ek chumma uspar le liya.
Maine khidakee ka parda hata diya. Chaand ki dudhiyaa roshani se kamara jagamaga utha. Door aasmaan me ekam ka chaand apni chaandni barsaata hua hamaare is madhur milan ka saakshi banaa muskuraa raha tha. Mikky meri god me sir rakhe apni palaken band kiye so rahi thee. Maine udaas swar me kaha
"Mikky meri jaan, mere praan, meri aatma, meri pryeshi kaisi ho" us se bichhudne ki vedana mere chehare par saaf jhalak rahi thee. Kal Mikky waapas chali jaayegi.
"Ab main kali se phool, kishori se uvatee, Mikky aur Mona se Monika ban gai hun aur meri Pikki ab bhos nahi... prem ras bhara swarg dwaar ban gai hai kahane ko aur kya shesh rah gaya hai mere prem deewane, mere prem dev, mere pratham purush" Mikky ne ras gholti aawaj me kaha
Aap jaroor soch rahe honge azeeb baat hai ye 12-13 saal ki bitte bhar ki 8th me padahne waalinaadan angutha choosne waali naasamajh si londia itani romaantick aur saahitik bhaasha mekaise baat kar rahi hai ? jaroor kahi se maine (lekhak ne) ye dialogue V. Shanta Raam ki kisi pauraanik film ya kisi romantik upanyaash se uthaaya hoga ?
Aap saraasar galat hain. Maine bhee Mikky (sorry ab Monika) se us samay poochha tha to usne jo jawaab diya tha aap bhi sun lijeeye :
"Kyon mere paagal prem deewaane jab aap apne aap ko bahut bada 'Prem Guru' samajhate hai, apne computer par 'Janagali chhipakalion' ke folder aur files ko lok aur anlok kar sakate hai to kya main aapki us kaale jild waali Diary, jise aapne parson study room me bhool se ya jaanboojh kar chhod diya tha, nahi padh sakti ?"
He... bhagwaan... Main hakka bakka aankhen faade use dekhta hi rah gaya. Mujhe aisa laga jaise hazaaron vaat ki bijaliyaan ek saath toot padi hain. Maine katha ke shuroo me aapko bataaya tha ki main un dino diary likhata tha or ye wohi diary thi jiske shuroo me maine apni suhaagraat aur honeymoon ke antarang kshano ko bade pyaar se sanjoyaa tha aur uske prathampristh par 'Madhur Prem Milan' likhaa tha. Maine ise bahut hi sambhaal kar rakha tha aur Madhu ko to ab tak iski hawa bhi nahi lagne di thi, na jaane kaise us din aajkal ke anubhavon ke noteslikhate hue studdy room me rah gai thee. Oh.. ab to sab kuch sheeshe ki tarah saaf thaa.
"Aapko to mera dhanyawaad karana chaahiye ki wo diary maine Buaaji ke haath nahi padane di aur apne paas rakh li nahi to itana bada hangaama khada hota ki aapka saara ka saara sahitik gyaan aur prem guruta dhari ka dhari rahjati ?" Mikky ne jaise mere taboot me ek keel aur thook dee.
"Oh thank ... you... Mikky ... oh... ba .. Monika kahan hai wo diary ?? laao pleej mujhe waapas dedo"
"Na.. Kabhi nahi wo to main janam janmaantar tak bhi kisi ko nahi doongi mere paas bhi to hamaare pratham madhur milan ke in anmol kshano ki kuch nishaani rahani chaahiye na ?"
Main kya bolata ?
Mikky fir boli "Madhur milan ki is raatree me udaasi ka kya kaam hai aao sapno ke is sansaar me in palon ko aise vyarth na gawaavo mere priyatam ye pal fir mud kar nahi aayenge"
Aur Mikky ne ek baar fir mere gale me apni naazuk baahen daal di. Is se pahale ki main kuchh bolata Mikky ke jalate honth mere honthon par tik gaye aur maine bhee kas kar unhen choomana shuroo kar diya.
Baahar Mikky ke maamaaji (aare yaar chandaa maama) khidakee aur roshandaan se jhaankte hue muskura rahe the...
Part-5
Subah Mikky ke paas to langdaakar chalane ka bahaana tha (tangon ke beech me dard ka nahi aidee me dard ka) par mere paas to shivaaye sir dard ke aur kya bahaana ho sakata tha. Maine isi bahaane office se bank maar liya. Aaj meri Mikky mujh se bichhud kar waapas ja rahee thee. Saam ki train thee. Mera man kisee cheej me nahi lag raha tha. Ek baar to jee me aaya ki main ro hi padu taaki man kuchh halaka ho jaaye par maine apne aap ko roke rakha. Din bhar anmana sa raha. Main hi jaanta hun maine wo poora din kaise bitaaya.
Train koi saam ko saat baje ki thee. Seet aaram se mil gayi thee. Jab gaadee ne seetee bajaaee to main uthakar chalane laga. Mikky ke pyaar me bheegee meri aatma, mera hridaya, mera man to wahi rah gaya tha. Main abhi dibby se neeche utarane waala hi tha ki peeche se Mikky kee aawaj aai
"Fufaaji ... aap apna mobile to seet par hi bhool aaye".
Mikky bhaagati hui aai aur mujh se lipat gai. Usne apne bheege honth mere honthon par rakhdiye aur kisi ki parwaah kiye binaa ek chummanmere honthon par le liya. Maine apne aansuon ko badi muskil se rok payaa. Mikky ne thartharti hui aawaj me kaha
"Mere pratham purush mere kaamdev meri yaadme rona nahi. Achhe bacche rote nahi. Main fir aaungi meri pratiksha karna" Mikky bina meri ordekhe waapas apni seet ki or chali gai. Meri anguliyaan mere honthon par aa gai. Main Mikky ke is teesare chumman ka sparsh abhi bhee apne hontho par mehsoos kar raha tha.
Main dibby se neeche utar aaya gaadi chal padi thee. Khidaki se Mikky ka ek haath hilata hua nazar aa raha tha. Mujhe laga ki uska haath kuchh dhundhala sa hota jaa raha hai. Shaayad meri chhalchhalaati aankon ke kaaran. Is se pahale ki wo katare neeeche girate maine apni jeb se wohi reshami rumaal nikaala jo Mikky ne mujhe gift kiya tha aur hamaare madhur milan ke prem rus se bheega tha, maine apne aansu ponchh liye. Mere aansu aur Mikky ke hontho ka ras, hamaare madhur milan ke prem ras se saraabor us ras me mil kar ek ho gaye.
Main bojhil kadamo aur bhaari man se platform se baahar aa gaya. Mera sab kuchh to Mikky ke sath hi chala gaya tha.
Dosto sach bataana kya ab bhi aapko yahi lagata hai ki ye shirf ek kahaani hai ?

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